I kinda wanna move blogs bc after almost two years, this one is gross and cluttered and itβd take way too long to clean up
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TEXT ASK MEME
- [text]:Am I wrong?
- [text]:Are you going to that party?
- [text]:Arenβt we friends or something else?
- [text]:Arenβt you worried?
- [text]:Being good is great!
- [text]:Bad guys always get what they want.
- [text]:Can we get back to the start?
- [text]:Can we repeat on what I did yesterday?
- [text]:Do you really love me?
- [text]:Donβt ever touch me again.
- [text]:Donβt tell me on what I should do.
- [text]:Donβt you dare!
- [text]:Ew! Youβre disgusting.
- [text]:Forgive me.
- [text]:God forbid that to happen.
- [text]:Gee, sensitive much?
- [text]:Help me. Some guy just winked at me.
- [text]:I called you like 20 times earlier.
- [text]:I love you but not in that way.
- [text]:Iβll never be good enough for you.
- [text]:Iβll never trust you.
- [text]:Iβm tiny and angry. What do you expect?
- [text]:I need you right now.
- [text]:I saw what you did.
- [text]:Itβs going to be worth it. I can feel it.
- [text]:K.
- [text]:Look at he/she/xe. Iβll never beat he/she/xem.
- [text]:My emotions are out of my control.
- [text]:No way in hell!
- [text]:Oh⦠so you never thought we were⦠something?
- [text]:On my way!
- [text]:Sarcasm is not that nice, you know.
- [text]:Save me from myself.
- [text]:Stop being so adorable, geez.
- [text]:Sue me.
- [text]:Take me home.
- [text]:Talk about what you did want to talk about earlier.
- [text]:Thanks for tonight.
- [text]:The reason is you.
- [text]:Tell me one thing that you like about me.
- [text]:Too fab for you.
- [text]:What are we?
- [text]:What are you doing tonight?
- [text]:Where you at? Iβll pick you up.
- [text]:Will you come back?
- [text]:Wonβt you stay?
- [text]:Why donβt we go somewhere else?
- [text]:You looked fab!
- [text]:You hate me, do you?
- [text]:Youβre still my friend.
- [text]:Youβre too precious for me.
- [text]:Your lips + mine = heaven
Send βslurred wordsβ to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.
fandom meme: come at me friend.
- A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)
- B - A pairing you initially didnβt consider but someone changed your mind
- C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)
- D - A pairing you wish you liked but just canβt (again: be nice)
- E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
- F - Whatβs the longest youβve ever been in a fandom
- G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it
- H -Β What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)
- I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why
- J - Name a fandom you didnβt care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr
- K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms
- L -Β Say something genuinely nice about a character who isnβt one of your faves (chars youβre neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike)
- M -Β Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you donβt ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)
- N -Β Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)
- O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of
- P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)
- Q - A ship youβve abandoned and why
- R - A pairing you ship that you donβt think anyone else ships
- S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
- T -Β Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)
- U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms
- V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms
- W -Β 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships
- X -Β top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM
- Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you arenβt in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)
- Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go goΒ (prompts optional but encouraged)
So waitβ¦ You canβt be a feminist and please your man? If you agree with thisβ¦ I guess most of you need to be single.
I donβt think the way I treat my partner should have anything to do with my standing as a feminist. This is dumb and exclusionaryππ½ You can be a feminist and subscribe to typical gender roles. Being a feminist means that you should respect me as an individual and I should be paid equally as my male counterparts for the same work, whether or not I choose to be a homemaker or twerk on a dick. Miss me wit da bullshit. Tanks ππ½
NOT ANOTHER SHIP MEME ;; SUPER LONG EDITION
- who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation
- who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them
- who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy
- who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them
- who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them
- who initiates the facetime calls whenever theyβre separated
- who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do
- who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows
- who bites the otherβs ear when theyβre feeling frisky
- who sprays the other with water when theyβre washing the car
- who has more fun decorating the house during holidays
- who is more likely to give the silent treatment when theyβre mad at the other
- who plays with the othersβ hair more
- who is more likely to climb all over the other one when theyβre bored
- who tries to kiss the other as often as they can
- who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up
- who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up
- who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one
- who demands showering first in the mornings
- who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings
- who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games
- who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond
- who always forgets to charge their phone overnight
- who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets
- who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can
- who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet
Iβve gotten so lazy now that I can just tell siri to play certain songs instead of finding them and shit
Send me a symbol to recieve the following from my muse
- βΊ: for a happy voicemail
- β₯Β : for a loving voicemail
- βΒ : for a confessing voicemail
- βΒ : for a drunken voicemail
- βΎ: for a congratulatory voicemail
- β½:Β for the final voicemail ever received (think death, etc)
- Ο: for a break up voicemail
- β¦: for an apologetic voicemail
- β£: for a sad voicemail
- β: for a voicemail not meant for you
- β:Β for a holiday-centric voicemail
- β: for a βBIG NEWS!β voicemail
- β«: for a vague voicemail
Send me "INTERRUPTION"
Iβll randomly generate a number from 1-31 to see how your muse interrupts mine! Mixture of safe & nsfw.
AUs for my muse
Send my muse one of the following, and theyβll respond as aβ¦
β’ evil version of my museΒ βΏ good version of my muse β older version of my muse β younger version of my muse β gender bent version of my muse β medieval version of my muse β futuristic version of my muse β animal version of my muse β god version of my muse β body swapped version of my muse with yours