I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

i am fucking s c r e a m i n g that audio is so much worse than i could have possibly guessed

I am pleased to inform you all that the audio is a sped up version of the song Opera #2 by Vitas, who you may know from

Cat Mousse

this feels relevant

art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard

found this new term over at Urban Dictionary

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn’t look like any spider i’ve ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

are you sure it’s a spider?

yes i am it looks like this

oh that’s a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren’t poisonous.

why is it in my room

and why do you know what it tastes like

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

nom nom.

what

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

why was your solution to eat them

i mean, no one else was gonna.

manakete rights

catradora inuyasha AU

The absolutely funniest thing on the internet is these comments from heterosexual men under the "Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets" video

everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

Robin profiles, as per the musings of The Riddler

(E. Nygma) M.Sc, B.Eng.

Robin I

Robin ll

Robin lll

Robin lV

Robin lll again

Robin V

She really said “Let me remind you with whom you’re speaking… bitch.”

Show yourself, step into your power. Throw yourself into something new. You are the one you’ve been waiting for all of your life.