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date a girl who treats you the same way she treats books
I’ll critique you continuously and won’t be too bothered if I break your spine
And then I’ll review your performance on several social media sites and ask for feedback.
I’ll also insert rectangular metal and paper objects into your body whenever I need a break from you, and store you on a shelf in my house
I’ll be done with you in less than a week and move on immediately.
I’ll switch between you and others several times whenever it pleases me
I’m not going to spend any money on you unless you can tell me something I don’t already know about the Cold War.
I used to date your twin, but I lost her.
When you get old and worn out I’ll replace you with a digital copy that will never age.
I will take you to bed and you’ll be well-thumbed
I’ll frequently search the internet for sexually explicit stories other people made up about you
I will take meticulous care of you, keep you in a safe place where you won’t be damaged, and instead of handling you, I’ll merely think of you well and often.
this is good
I’ve ruined Jurassic Park for my bf now he can’t watch it without hearing this tune
I’m YELlIN THE STAR WARS MASK BACKPACK HEAD BABY DOLL AND BACKFLIP ARE ALL THERE
Noor Shirazie (via mysharona1987)
“The reports are correct. Skywalker was one of the Jedi Order’s most skilled Generals.” “What happened to him?
“I killed him.”
This is honestly my whole outlook on life
MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK
The range of emotions..
“ha”
“ha”
“*ungodly shrieking*”
is this what the kids are listening to these days?
Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.
I’m cackling
i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve reblogged this
doggles
Manon work in progress. Not wasting any time getting on the Empire of Storms art train! <3 <3 <3
😭THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED
if you ever feel like you’re too obsessed with something, just remember that, according to plutarch, alexander the great slept with his prized copy of the iliad under his pillow alongside a dagger, presumably so that he could murder anyone who tried to take his copy of the iliad away from him
Leather Collar by Alice Rogers
