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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

@cockblockerofdarkwraiths / cockblockerofdarkwraiths.tumblr.com

i fuking love memes and bittersweet candy bowl and assloads of videogames. sushi is fuckin cool too
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lvl-5-kobold

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

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Let’s be honest: You’re screwed if you’re the left guy.

nah let’s be honest: the damage for sniper’s arrows ranges from 50-120, while hanzo’s is 29-120. Hanzo can technically shoot his arrows faster, but at the cost of a much shorter range. We’ve seen that sniper prefers to operate at extreme distances, and judging by gameplay his arrows have much greater range (see: ctf_2fooooooooooooooooort). And, moving past strictly technical aspects, we’ve seen Sniper to have the mindset of a cold and efficient killer, while Hanzo can get distracted by his own rage and personal unrest. Remember, Sniper was brought back from the dead and was immediately capable of putting up a fight.  

Hanzo would be wise to fear Mr. Mundy.

Mundy throws piss at people and has a knife, Mundy wins

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psiotechniqa

ya - Hanzo might know karate, but sniper knows Jarate… wins every time

Hanzo is a baby bitch boy from a baby bitch boy game.

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joner

Name one person who jacks off more than me

this guy

I said a PERSON, not a legend

THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH

ooh I almost forgot Fun Facts about Masanobu

  • He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast
  • He has a girlfriend
  • His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex
  • She will happily time him
  • He has held the title since 2008
  • You will never be as cool as this man

holy prostate i can’t even find someone to reply back to me and this guys got his girl timing his jerk sessions

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Thriller by Michael Jackson except you start hearing it, faintly through your open bedroom window, on a late October night while you’re trying to sleep. In your sleepy haze, you think that it’s either someone with a boombox or MJ himself has risen from the grave, but whatever it is, it’s getting closer.

requested by @jackel328

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Thriller by Michael Jackson except you start hearing it, faintly through your open bedroom window, on a late October night while you’re trying to sleep. In your sleepy haze, you think that it’s either someone with a boombox or MJ himself has risen from the grave, but whatever it is, it’s getting closer.

requested by @jackel328

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