birthday sketches for @jojosartisticadventure!

Original post. Some last minute St. Valentine’s Day YCH! Flat price for simple shading!

Might open more slots if time allows it, but no promises (unless you are still interested even after Valentines. In that case you can ask).

SLOTS:

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STORE REOPENING!

Finally set up my store again! So now I’m offering a discount for anyone who buys something during this month! Just use the coupon SOUREOPENS on any order for 10% off!

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

JJBA Vento Aureo: Buccellati’s Team Acrylic Pins. PREORDERS are now live! Order here.

If you like these keep an eye out for the preorder for La Squadra pins, coming later this week! Preorder closes May 30th!

Day 546

Vento Aureo is confirmed.

Thank you for joining me.

oh god it’s happening

Jojo Fights

PART I Jonathan: Sunny Delight Overdrive! *one meaty Hamon-infused punch into an exploding zombie face*

PART II Joseph: No, but you see, when you tore off that square of toilet paper, you were not actually destroying my channel of Hamon, but simply bringing the ply that I infused with the Ripple even closer to your face! Now you will say, “But I already wiped my nose with it!” Pillar Man: But I already wiped my nose with it! *explodes into a pile of molten Aztec god* (Pillar Man, to self: Little does Joestar know that my duodenum has survived his Hamon blow, and shall slip into a Switzerland-bound envelope along with the Red Stone of Aja!)

PART III Jotaro: Yare yare daze…you though your stand, a werewolf that can turn its claws into knives, could defeat my Star Platinum. But you didn’t prepare for this, the Star Kneecap! *Star Platinum’s kneecap flips over and flies into the air, turning into a moon that burns the werewolf with silver light* ORA ORA ORA!!!

PART IV Josuke: you thought your broken stand, Blood Sugar Sex Magic, could level this block. But you didn’t count on what I can do with broken things. *Crazy Diamond reforms a flattened stop sign Josuke is standing on, flinging him directly at the enemy’s face with a hail of punches* Josuke: DORADORADORA! Enemy stand user with a normal but mildly uncommon Japanese name: Alright, I’m your friend now.

PART V *Mista takes a hail of razor tipped leaves to the chest and collapses to the ground.* Mista: alright, you may have me on all f- threes and another hand, but as soon as I reload, you’re fucked! *Giorno steps from the shadows* Giorno: ah, yes, I was also here but decided not to do anything until my friend was eviscerated. *heals Mista* Ah yes, now, Mr. Pischetti N. Meatbalzo, here is another thing my stand can do sometimes. *Gold Experience punches Pischetti, sending him reeling with sensory overload as he perceives time too fast for his body to handle* Gold Experience can also do this thing. *turns one of Mista’s spent shell casings into a scorpion that runs up Pischetti’s trousers. Pischetti then crushes it in a panic, collapsing his own ribcage and killing him instantly.*

PART VI Vera Wang: ah, you see, you’ve fallen for my trap. You opened a bottle I left on the floor filled with water that reflected the light of my Stand, All Eyez on Me, and now your stomach is going to fill with Sasquatch hair until you turn into a cryptid. Jolyne: Yare Yare dawa…how pointless. See, I increased the tensile strength of my stomach’s string and had Anasui shape it into a Klein bottle. Now I can never be filled with any kind of cryptid hair. *Diver Down retracts from Jolyne’s body* Anasui: can I smell your hair now? Jolyne: no, Anasui

PART VI Johnny: Yeah, come out and play, you shit head gunslinger! (To self: calm down Johnny…don’t blow all your fingernails in a panic) Money Cash: Alright there partner, looks like I found you! *Johnny fires off three of his fingernails in a panic, missing Money Cash completely* Money Cash: Now, don’t go getting any crazy ideas. My stand, Sorry Ms. Jackson, prevents any kind of injury unless you beat me in a game of Battleship. Also my cousin has the same stand for some reason. *Johnny panics again, firing off another 4 fingernails.* Johnny: Gyro, halp. Gyro, pls.

PART VIII Sato Aparachin: ah, my stand, Rock Around the Clock, cannot be bested. See, I am a rock human. And despite our many glaring weaknesses and no real advantages, I believe myself invincible! Josuke: ah, see, but my Stand, Soft & Wet, has plundered your ability to win. I have taken its bubble into myself, so now I can double win! Sato Aparachin: alright, that hardly seems fair. Josuke: It isn’t. Can you help me find muh memories? Sato Aparachin: No, I hate you. Stay away from muh fruit Josuke: Muh memories! Sato Aparachin: muh fruit

in order to save his mother who got sick after some dead bisexual guy woke up from a 100 year coma, a japanese-british-italian teen and his friends - a horny old man who can’t stop screaming, a gay egyptian fortune teller, a literal mother fucker, a french guy unable to go four minutes without fucking up, and the world’s saltiest dog - must defeat villains like bette midler, mariah carey, terence trent d’arby, and vanilla ice in incredibly tense challenges, such as:

and many more

the pool scene had so much potential

If only he knew sooner…

I was inspired by @kuryakiis post! So heres a little add on :3c

important fact

the singer of the “devilman no uta” remix in Devilman Crybaby, as well as the voice actor for one of the series’ main antagonists, is Avu-chan, a japanese trans woman of african-american descent.

the punk/pop band that her and her sister are part of, Ziyoou-Vacchi (lit. “Queen Bee”), is popular in Japan, but unfortunately, all of their videos and songs seem to be region-locked. however, the popularity of Crybaby and its theme song could hopefully change that.

in any case, it’s kind of vindicating in a way that bigoted weeaboos are going fucking nuts online over how great a song performed by a black trans woman is.

also?? shes really pretty

she also did the voice of Xenon in Crybaby!

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

This is awful. @sixpenceee

This is a recurring issue.

so last night I had a dream that everyone in scooby doo went to college or something except for shaggy and scooby and shaggy was morosely trading in the mystery machine for a prius and the last thing I remember before waking up was scooby saying “raggy why” and shaggy goes “we need a car with better gas mileage scoob”

although character backgrounds are fairly fluid through the Scooby Doo franchise, of all the gang, Norville “Shaggy” Roberts is A> the most financially well of, and B>the most likely to get an athletic scholarship. Daphne’s parents are rich, but she has for sisters, and the money is her parents still. Shaggy however is the sole beneficiary of the estate of his late uncle Beauregard, who left him an unspecifiedly large fortune and a large southern plantation. Shaggy is independently wealthy. Shaggy is also said, at multiple points across the various series, to have, in high school, won numerous awards in both Track and gymnastics. Coupled with the fact that he can outrun Scooby at times, and Great Danes can sustain speeds of 30 mph, means Shaggy can outrun Usain Bolt, atleast is there’s a mummy behind him, or a pizza at the finish line.

TL:DR Shaggy is doing fine and you don’t need to worry about him.

Now, let’s talk about how, CANNONICALLY, Scooby can speak human languages because he is distantly related to dread Cthulhu…

of all the useless information compiled on this website, this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

I took LSD last night and apparently drew this