Anonymous asked:
Dave, how does one simply fuck up at hopscotch?
hopscrotch is silly anyway
wait what was that foot licking stuff? do Texans lick each other when they say something simultaneous instead of "Jynx, you owe me a soda"?
just dont read into it too much (aka no i do not have a foot fetish and neither does karkat i dont think)
Anonymous asked:
QUICK NAME ONE THING YOU BOTH LIKE ABOUT EACH OTHER.
Anonymous asked:
Other than romcoms what do you guys like to watch together. Not including porn.
Anonymous asked:
Do either of you have cold feets? DO YOU PUT THEM ON THE OTHER TO MAKE THEM SUFFER?
Anonymous asked:
About the sweater thing. How fucking cold would it have to be on the meteor for that not to be unbearably hot? Jesus Dave I know you grew up in texas but holy shit. That things probubly got sweat stains bigger than your fake ego.
okay so basically the trolls might be all used to this space temperature bullshit but basically if it werent for the fact us humans are god tier we would just fucking die because it sure as shit is still cold and i am positive the goddamn meteor doesnt have heating that can keep up with negative 455 degrees Fahrenheit bro at the very hottest the fucking meteor is probably like -10 at a time i mean come on
Anonymous asked:
Guys, I am freaking out about your recent conversations regarding Jane/Vriska! Please tell me it's just you both running your mouths as usual and you're not tired of each other already ;-;
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Wait just a moment there, while answering the latest question, were you wearing Karkat's turtleneck underneath your god tier pajamas, Dave? OMG
no judgin
Anonymous asked:
Hey Dave, can I steal your boyfriend for a few hours? Just to hang out
like i might be lonely for a while but im not gonna flip the fuck out or anything i trust him more than that yknow
Anonymous asked:
can karkat rap?
I’M MORE SUITED FOR RHYTHMLESS GABBING.
