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@ceeps / ceeps.tumblr.com

i'm christine & i am a single mother married to a bowl of fruit. every night i smack my children around with the dank memes and then take a bath and pass out for several hours before waking up and crying about my waifu eto. my friends call me cp. shitposting galore; if you are easily offended pls don't follow. sometimes i write, code, play games, and translate stuff . most times i'm a lazy bum. I have a variety of interests. This is a personal blog.
i usually don't follow back unless i know you somehow. I RARELY tag properly and I will always try to reblog from the source unless it is a post seen from my dash music only plays on my index page!!! face tag &feel free to ask me anything! Girls' Frontline: 39473
Reblogs include, but are not limited to : animangoes, food, gifs, things i like, things that make me laugh, things i happen to be into at the moment. & the occasional nsfw. (• ◡•)
ps. my posts are queued 98% of the time
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cort3d

3D Detective Pikachu sprite edit designed and commissioned by Evercaptor on Twitter

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nugundam
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asswatthama

my bf moved back in with his mom because his roommate moved out, and his mom is putting all his anime posters in nice frames and hanging them in his room for him

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asswatthama
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biggerb0at

thats both a genius idea cause they cant be damaged and kinda also looks cool but also hilarious. 

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petepepsi

(edit: i am aware that this post was not actually created by a bot, i was under the impression that that was part of the joke and i’m sorry if it caused any confusion, PLEASE stop messaging me)

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unarticulated
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marimelle

“You helped a woman give birth and saved her and her baby, 

you gave me an arm and leg so I could stand up again.

Your hands aren’t made for killing people, 

they are for helping them”

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koleijon

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

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