the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that

great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND

There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me

-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies -The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts -The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking -The sunglasses -The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday” -Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun -“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”

we haven’t even covered: 

-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face -to great effect for the surprise gun reveal -rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch” -rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch” -the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate” -the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt -i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times

yeah i reckon they might be

As land-dwelling creatures, it’s hard for us humans to make deep sea animal friends. Until deep-submergence vehicles become household items, Japanese online retailer Felissimo (previously featured here) is offering the next best thing: purses and pouches shaped like an umbrella octopus (Opisthoteuthis japonica), the Frilled Shark, Leptocephalus (the transparent larval stage of the eel), and Kiwa hirsuta, aka the “Yeti Lobster.”

Visit the Felissimo international webstore for ordering info.

[via RocketNews24]

I like that shark!

OH MY GOD I NEED THE LOBSTER

I NEED IT RIGHT NOW

I NEED TEN

This is Flart. She likes to drink from water bottles and is internet famous because of a video I took when she was a kitten.

Lil helicopter feet

omg here they come!!!! 

this is the type of high quality content I signed up for.

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

Now he’s falling asleep Now she’s calling a cab

Mike Malm Thoughtful

when you crack a joke and no one laughs at it

This is a 24hr livestream of Jellyfish, it can be really relaxing watching the beautiful stingy guys from the safety of your computer. Also I love the music.

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

number 1

number 2

number 3

number 4 and 5

2d Among Us

i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve reblogged this

doggles

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