posting your thoughts on tumblr is so embarrassing like hey here’s what’s happening in my life in grotesque detail. here is my literal stream of consciousness. no one really cares about this. Whatever

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

2024 resolutions:

1. write more

2. get even weirder

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art

I want a Teen Titans series with this energy :D

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

oh hey youre finally awake u hit your head on a brick ouch.!! glad youre ok ^_^.... (holding a second brick behind my back!)

why do people get so freaked out that your dog or cat will probably eat your corpse if you die. theyr liferally just hungry ? let people have fun????

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when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf