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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

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codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

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galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

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mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

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someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

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haiku-robot

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

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islandnymph

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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the-goddamazon

LOL man.

never forget white people did nothing first neither the best, they sleep and eat false propaganda,

Ugh, why the shit does that have to turn into a race thing? Why does EVERYTHING have to turn into a race thing?

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potootagath

because white people have made sure that everything is about race

as proved by the fact that when you say explorer, you think of a bunch of white guys walking the world and discovering it ~exotic wonders~ even though Zheng He travelled through Asia, to the Middle East, and even East Africa. But you’d likely never heard of him before.

Same reason you never heard of Ahmad Ibn Fadlan, an Arab traveller who, as early as the 10th century, went to the Volga area for diplomatic reasons. He wrote about it, much as Marco Polo would do later for his own travels, and is one of our sources on what viking were like (and by all accounts, he wrote about them more accurately than western scholars of the same period did)

Oh, or Ibn Battuta who travelled throughout Africa long before europeans did, and even went to Europe himself.

And that’s just some example of Muslim medieval travel writers

Everything is about race because white people keep telling everyone that their race is the only one who every got anything done.

i have heard of precisely zero non-european explorers ever in my life, and that fucking sucks. this exhibit is amazing and i need to learn more.

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deducecanoe

That boat is a frickin aircraft carrier comparatively. Holy crap. And no. Never heard a peep.

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ourobousfamilia

Zhenghe went to over 40 countries in Asia and Africa and probably went even further, but I didn’t encounter that in history books before. He brought gifts from China to every country he went to and everyone loved him. It was just like “Hey, I’m here with a water-helicarrier and a gift,” and the kings of every country were lilke “holy shit son well here have a giraffe.” There are paintings depicting him leading a giraffe as well. Check him out guys, he’s really cool

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deducecanoe

That is so awesome. Fuck western history. This is the real shit.

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evianic

This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. ⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆

So, before John and Sherlock get together right, assuming John hasn't quite moved back into Baker Street just yet ... Sherlock starts doing all these little things:

  • making sure John's favourite tea/jam/fruit is always stocked in,
  • there is actually milk in that hasn't been used for slightly sketchy 'scientific' jiggery (good god does he want to peel his own face off after waiting in line at the grocery, even goes so far as to label bottles with sharpies so John knows which bottle is the good milk and continues to do it when they run out),
  • makes a concerted effort to make the damned tea at least 40% of the time even though he prefers the way John makes it (still can't figure out why it tastes different when John does it even though he's closely observed and documented the process)
  • ensuring there's a cushion always on John's chair because John uses one to support his back (plus he's endlessly amused by the wriggling John performs in order to dig his arse just right into the armchair),
  • asking if John's (meaning they’ve) eaten and either ordering in or taking him out early with Rosie (or asking Mrs Hudson to babysit which she makes a show of being put upon ‘I’m not your babysitter!’ but secretly-not-so-secretly loves) or -- shock fucking horror -- making food himself  (it started off small, he made John sandwiches one day and John nearly stroked out because holy shit in all the time he's known Sherlock he's never seen him so much as put a slice of cheese between two pieces of bread and then suddenly there's this chicken salad sitting in front of him with tomato that's cut in a slightly dodgy fashion but it's fricken glorious otherwise. lets not mention the other time he stroked out walking in on Sherlock making mushroom risotto (and baked veggies and apples for the bebeh) that ended up tasting like it'd been brought to earth by the hands of the fucking gods "Simple chemistry, John. Do continue breathing but don't aspirate the rice, that's not where it goes." )
  • before the milk and general foodstuff stocking started, Sherlock scrubbed the fridge. He doesn't wish to speak of it. He will never inform John that is was the most horrifying domestic experience he's endured in quite some time. Due to this horrifying turn of events he wasn't as fascinated as he could have been with the congealed, crusted over, furred and nigh on semi sentient eco system that had established itself in the right crisper bin.
  • clearing away more and more clutter for Rosie. Every time John shows up the flat is just that much more baby friendly. The day John shows up and spies the bumpers on sharp edges, socket covers on the unused electrical outlets, the baby locks on the cupboard doors and the flat as clean and organised as he has ever seen it, he just stands there in wonderment while Rosie happily chews and drools all over his lapel. It takes a cup of tea shoved under his nose for him to snap out of it.  

 So, Australia is a shit show. It’s on the last bit of free fall to the bottom of the well. The “She’ll be right, Mate!” mentality needs to be over. The apathy needs to stop. Education has failed. Healthcare has failed. Social Welfare has failed. Equality has failed. Immigration has failed. Environmental Protection has failed. This is a deliberately broad list as it includes every issue we all know about in one neat package. All of our systems have failed. Every single issue that we blog about, tweet about, facebook about, protest about (in areas where protesting hasn’t been made illegal) is symptomatic of a government who has failed us.

Yes, it needed bold italics. There is too much compartmentalisation happening with regard to action. No one issue is more important than the other. They are all important and what do they all have in common? Government inaction and repression. People banging on about the ‘Rule of Law’ seeing us right in the end have their heads shoved so far up their arses they can’t see the goal posts have been moved. The government is quite literally changing the Law to suit their own purpose, amending legislation to forward their own design. When I say ‘their design’, a majority of the time it isn’t even an idea that’s come from their own head. It comes from the corporations, lobbyists, the few with everything who want to keep it that way. Class warfare at its finest with the corporatocracy leading the charge.

The onus of responsibility for our very existence has been given to a room full of spoilt children fighting for the last red frogs in a bowl that’s been put there by a hand full of psychopaths. “In the immortal words of The Doors, ‘The time to hesitate is through’.” - Lucas, Empire Records (1995)

JOHN: D’you see anything interesting?
SHERLOCK: Good question, tiny man. You’re extremely short and well-mannered. The length of your body makes me feel sad in a way I don’t quite want to understand.
JOHN: Thank you. I lost my feet in a well.

Welp. I’ve watched it. The Final Problem was not that it culminated in glory, but that it died with a whimper. 

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madredsquirrel-deactivated20180

Sonnet 59 explained

As you may know, the word 59 appears a lot in The Six Thatchers and HLV.

At the bus stop

On (possibly) Sherlock’s heart monitor while John is on the center frame

And of course the 59 missed calls.

We know from previous meta that numbers often refer to Shakespeare’s sonnet, here, sonnet 59.

  • 59= John’s heart

-He has 59 missed calls from his wife: she calls his heart and he does not answer. John’s heart doesn’nt belong to Mary.

- 59 appears in the background when he turns down a girl who’s flirting with him: John’s heart does not belong to another woman either.

-However, what is possibly Sherlock’s heart monitor shows the number 59. John’s love for Sherlock is what is keeping Sherlock alive.

  • Sonnet 59= John’s heart narrating his love for Sherlock throughout the time and how other versions of him couldn’t express their love to Sherlocl

Here is the modern translation of Shakespeare’s sonnet:

(1)If it’s true that there’s nothing new and everything that now exists existed in the past, then we are really fooling ourselves when we struggle to write something new, winding up, after much exhausting, painful labor, with a tired imitation of an imitation!

(2) If only I could look back into the records, even as far as five hundred years ago, and find a description of you in some old book, written when people were just beginning to put their thoughts in writing, so I could see what the old world would say about your amazingly beautiful body. Then I could see whether we’ve gotten better at writing or worse, or whether things have stayed the same as the world revolves.

(3) Oh, I’m sure the witty writers of the past have devoted praise and admiration to worse subjects than you.

So, what we can get from it is:

-(1) Idea n°1: John’s character, the narrator in this poem, is stuck in a time loop, nothing is ever new under the sun :

There are two perspectives, one from John as a passive character, written over and over and never made justice to, and the other with John as the writer, who could never express his true feelings towards Sherlock.

  1. -Sherlock Holmes is one of the most adapted novel in the world and has been since the 19th century. Consequently and John and Sherlock have been written countless times by writers who were paraphrasing each other, but it is “ a tired imitation of an imitation” and they’re both suffering from it.
  2. John IS a writer: he writes novels about his adventures with Sherlock in the canon, blogs about him in BBC Sherlock. IF it is true that nothing ever change, then he will never be able to express his feelings for Sherlock and his stories will remain a paraphrase of the older ones.

-(2) Idea n°2: John’s other versions failed to express their true feelings towards Sherlock

In the poem, the narrator wants to go see the oldest poems, the original works to see if the writers have could have done justice to his lover’s beauty.” if only I could (…) find a description of you in some old book, written when people were just beginning to put their thoughts in writing so I could see what the old world would say about your amazingly beautiful body

He wants to see if he was ever able to write about his feelings towards is lover as what they really are, a love that is not also platonic but also physical ->“ your amazingly beautiful body “.

If other version of him got better at writing= expressed their feelings clearly

-worse =was forced to remain silent/ less obvious because of the threat he would face if he described his lover’s beauty as what he is, his lover.

-or if it remained the same old depiction of Sherlock, here read just a friend.

(3) Idea n°3: John’s adaptations in the past  have been forced to express hide who they truly love and were forced to praise someone else instead

“Oh, I’m sure the witty writers of the past have devoted praise and admiration to worse subjects than you. “

John’s older versions had to devote their praises to someone else, some “worse” because of the consequences if they described their feelings for Sherlock.Someone worse being Mmary or any other woman John’s character ever depicted n the books, movies, tv adaptations.

But the idea that nothing is ever new under the sun is only an hypothesis and change is possible.

The poem opens on a speculation :”If it’s true that there’s nothing new (…)

But the narrator is clearly aware of his love and of his lover’s “amazingly beautiful body”. John’s character looks at all the previous versions of himself with amusement and knows the other versions of him couldn’t do what he just did in the poem, praise the right one.

John will therefore be able to express his feelings to the world.

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