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I Broke My Chameleon Circuit

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A little bit of everything that goes through my mind. So primarily Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernarural, Once Upon A Time, Star Trek, and other randomness! * Warning, I do not tag things. If this bothers you, then don't follow me.*
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Fantasia 2000 original segments 

(note: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice wasn’t included because it’s a reprise from the first Fantasia)

I was a breakdown artist working in clean up animation on The Firebird suite. I worked mostly on the Sprite and some of the Elk and one scene with the Firebird. I also worked on animation on a few correction scenes of the animals in Pomp and Circumstance. Back in 1997ish…

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things ive heard people say in class:

  • “what if i just straight up break down in class and scare the shit out of ms neo so that she’ll postpone the test?”
  • “is it too early if i have a breakdown in january?” “its the second week, man.” “i know.” 
  • “let’s all just collectively skip the national exams, fuck the system!” *aggressive cheering*
  • in a really choked up voice, “i have rights.”
  • “what if i become a monk? do monks have to take exams?”
  • “in this context, what does ‘rapid’ mean?” “FAST AND FURIOUS”
  • “did y’all do the chem homework?” *collective ‘no’s* “alright, good. nobody be a wimp and do their homework, alright? if we’re fucked, we’re all fucked together.”
  • “wait, you mean to say that this school still teach fun stuff like music??
  • *scandalised gasp* “you stole my circle template’s virginity!” “all i did was hook a finger through one of the holes!” “exactly!” 
  • “i bought this $2 knee guard just because i want to pretend that i’m injured so that i can sit out of PE.” [slides knee guard on] “i have three consecutive tests after this and lord knows i need all the extra study time that i can get.”
  • in an increasingly panicked voice, “i can’t just do my lit homework in 30mins!” “well, i did.” “what did you put for characterisation and further analysis?” “i said the protagonist was a fuckboy, and then proceeded to write 3 paragraphs and a conclusion consisting of utter bullshit on why he’s a fuckboy.”
  • “don’t they call people from Germany, germanese?” said by a top student.
  • “i think i’m a hermaphrodite.”
  • “fuck, i hate this. can i just be an escort? or have like 67 sugar daddies?”
  • in the middle of physics class: “i’m leaving, i’m fucking leaving. i’m going down to the canteen to buy takeouts of 3 fishball noodles. y’all want anything?”
  • “i want the saddest pepe the frog meme you can find as our class logo.”
  • “i found a salsa dip in my bag, anyone have some chips?” [a girl sighs, puts down her calculator and reaches into her sports bag] “i do.”
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working in retail is so f*cking crazy. it’s like an alternate universe. one time, I was scanning some deli cheese and the customer said, “that’s on sale for however much” and I said, “oh yeah that’s a good deal deli stuff can be expensive” then he says, “it’s for my friend. do you want to meet me friend?” and at this point I’m f*ckign terrified and he OPENS his JACKET and sitting in the inside pocket is a TINY DOG

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sndwave

American public school things

  • the Pacer
  • a million standardized tests
  • waking up way too early
  • some two girls always screaming “OH MY GOD I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER” in the hallway
  • stress breakdowns before finals
  • gum under your desk, even in schools that have never allowed gum
  • Jeopardy review
  • the Cupid Shuffle
  • shitty cafeteria food
  • FREEZE
  • EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

What is the pacer

The pacer test. Where you sprint back and forth across the gym and whoever lasts the longest without experiencing heart failure or respiratory distress wins.

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timeaway

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

Making my Broadway debut as every character in every one of my favorite musicals.

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ohifonlyx33

trying to forget the outside world exists. trying to melt the stress out of each muscle. oooor sometimes sitting on the floor of the shower fake-crying and pretending to be in a dramatic movie where something tragic just happened.

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lisbon

The first Deadpool comic I ever read had a panel in it and somebody asked Deadpool what he looks like under the mask. He said “I look like a cross between Ryan Reynolds and a Shar Pei,” and I knew at that moment, I was like “One day I’ll play this guy.”

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