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Chicken Lore

@gallusrostromegalus / gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com

Colorado Art and Writing Cryptid
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Gallus, 30's, They/Them, CO Front Range

Tags you might enjoy: #Family Lore, #Tomato Advice blog, #The Garden At The End Of The Universe, #Arwen, #Charleston Chew, #Mr. Mochi, #Herschel The Hanukkah Goblin, #TPOFATGIF or #The Power Of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!)

I also do art, if you want to look at the #My Art and #Scientific Illustration tags

Pre-Order Family Lore Book on my Patreon

If any of my stories made you laugh, I've also got a Tip Jar

Fanfic:

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Power Of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!) (Ao3 link, search #TPOFATGIF here for posts about it)

Star Wars: The Rubicon, Though The Truth may Vary (Ao3 links)

Bleach: An Elephant Is Warm And Mushy (Link to the #AEIWAM tag here, this one is still in the outline phase)

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systlin
Anonymous asked:

I had a dream that I visited Iowa and saw the naked lady statue. Milk was shooting out of her nipples like a fountain. Thank you for that

I'm petitioning to either have this installed or lasers that fire out of her nipples

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The Milk Of Liberty To Nourish The Union from one titty, Anti-Racist Lasers from the other.

Switch which comes out of which titty every so often, just for fun.

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systlin

Hey Tumblr, I hate doing this but;

Broke my arm recently. Need surgery on it. My out of pocket expenses are gonna be $4300, $2000 of which need to be paid prior to surgery. Which is (checks notes) tomorrow.

Literally anything you send my way would help.

Bringing this back because the first of my medical bills are coming in. I have insurance, thank god, but I live in America, the land of private insurance companies and have not yet met my deductible. Thus, I still owe, after assorted xrays, three separate casts, surgery, ect (checks notes) about $1700. I still have to go back for more xrays and appointments to monitor healing and to physical therapy once the cast comes off.

This is better than the $8700 my insurance company has so far been billed for, but still. Any help would be appreciated. Even if I can just pay off the $700 anesthesia (OUT OF NETWORK YAYYYY) bill that would really help.

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Artistic Bird-Shaped Canopy Bed Follow Research.Lighting on Tumblr

@elodieunderglass a TRULY unusual offering!

Oh wow I’m obsessed with how the pillow end is supported. Is the whole thing cantilevered or is there a support of some kind…?

I can’t find another good image of this bed but they did several abs seem to have a bar support at the back.

I cannot recommend looking at more of Les Lalanne designs enough.

this bar for instance

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When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

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therothwoman

They played it on an accordion

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cluuny

*NOTE: in this case, phobia refers to a very strong irrational fear, not being a little scared of something. if you can handle snakes but they make you nervous, that's not a phobia.

huge thank you to people reblogging and talking about their phobias in the tags. it's genuinely super nice to hear that im not alone in this and im not super irrational for being scared of things. <3

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drtanner

Love that you can see the cogs turning in the cat's head when its person is showing it how to pot the black. The cat is Looking and Understanding! And then it does it! Perfect little helper. 💜💜💜

Cats love to be Included in their human's activities. Kitty here has successfully participated in the Knock Balls Down Holes Game and feels very pleased about it.

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