If you see Gordon Ramsay in the same restaurant as you, you either have great taste or horrible taste.
no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck
The Twilight Zone “The Obsolete Man”
Potions in fairytales are drugs that no one really understands.
No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.
Fr fr!
LEGO is one of the only companies that can release an almost infinite amount of new products, without actually creating any new products.
i like being alone but i want someone to be alone with, if that makes sense
I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.
#alcohol #i need a drink
WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???
obtuse???? rubber goose???? green moose???? guava juice???? giant snake???? birthday cake???? large fires???? chocolate shake????