has anybody seen my tambourine?

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

cinnamon roll 🧡✨️

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

Sleeping Beauty (1959)

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Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

Oh, could it be I got my wish? What’s this? The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) dir. Henry Selick

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are.  Incredibles 2 (2018)

One day I’ll walk down the aisle…

I can share it all with you, anything you wanna know about what you never had. Because he’s an idiot with a daughter who needs him, so let him go. And I will give you everything.

I’m not what you think I am.