"You haven't experienced the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of capture the flag."
- Percy Jackson [to Kronos], The Last Olympian
[about Jason and Percy talking about picking other girls]
Annabeth: Hey… Reyna. I’d pick you first.
Reyna: Of course you would. I’m awesome.
Reyna: Fun? We can’t fight the monsters with fun.
Percy: You should try it sometime.
Nico: This is my husband, Will.
Jason: You got married?
Annabeth: That’s awesome!
Percy: I wish your dad was here for this, but he’s busy being a big tool.
Piper: Hey, Calypso! I like your Halloween costume. Who are you supposed to be?
Calypso: I’m Joan of Ark. I thought it was fitting. She had a close personal relationship with God.
Piper: I like it! Who are you supposed to be, Leo?
Leo: *motions to a name tag on his chest that says Hello! My Name Is: GOD*
Piper: I’m trying not to be mad at Leo, but man that guy can push my buttons.
Annabeth: Why are so mad at him?
Piper: Look, I don’t wanna talk about it. Okay?
Annabeth: Well, it just seems that…
Piper: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seen my list by the way?
Jason: Uh, no. What’s it look like?
Piper: It’s a piece of paper and it says “Leo” on it.
[Piper and Jason plan on watching Star Wars]
Jason: So, this is the fourth one?
Piper: No, it’s the first one, even though it says fourth.
Jason: Then, what’s the first one?
Piper: The fourth one. [Jason looks confused] You know what? Forget the movie.
Grover: Have you been yelled at by Annabeth yet?
Percy: I’m not scared of her!
Grover: So that’s a no.
Anonymous asked:
Wtf is an FAQ and where do I find it?
FAQ = frequently asked questions
Percy: Are we really saving Olympus, again?
Annabeth: Yeah.
Percy: Great! We can jack up our prices if we're two-time Olympus savers!
Nico: So, to get a quest, are there like trials or an interview?
Percy: You just don't do anything I would do... and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
[reaches over Nico]
Nico: [puts arm around Percy] Oh.
Percy: That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.
Percy: Thank you... What was your name again?
Ares: Ares.
Percy: Thank you, Asshole.
Annabeth: FOR THREE MONTHS! Percy has been missing for three months and you idiots have not been able to find him!
Grover: Well, name-calling is not going to get us- [Annabeth lets out a long sentence full of profanity, all covered by a long *Bleep*]...anywhere.
Anonymous asked:
I just have to ask: is your queue lily lily queue tag a nod to The Raven Cycle books?
yea but it’s the queue tag for my personal blog. i dont really use a queue there anymore so you’ve just reminded me to turn it off!
Frank: I guess I didn't really think of you as that kind of friend.
Leo: I'm every kind of friend. I'm Phoebe, I'm Chandler, I'm Rachel, I'm... who's the dinosaur guy?
Frank: Ross, bro! Ross!
Frank: Anybody under 5'7" can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?
Hazel: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, Lester!
Jason: I believe in protecting women.
Piper: Thanks. From all of us.