sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

”great” britain? actually I find it quite mid

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

no i can't go out tonight i'm mourning my unlived life. yes i see the irony. yeah all night. no i can't reschedule, sorry. hope you have fun living your life instead of watching it pass you by though! sounds like fun

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

girl help they are making me do my job at work

Trees which have been struck by lightning

howl’s moving castle is first and foremost a comedy because sophie breaks into howl’s house and nearly kills the only thing keeping him alive and he’s just like wow can’t believe i scored a girlboss

Marblehead Garden, MA // Ari Kellerman

half a dozen... just say 6

op will never be a successful baker who makes delicious confections loved by all

Me when the mental health girlies were right and going to the gym, doing laundry, and completing a procrastinated task actually brings me more satisfaction and peace than playing the same video game for seven hours: 😡😡😡

Two women kissing in nature by Georges Rochegrosse (1859-1938)

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day