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Dark Bloom - 26x30” acrylic on canvas.

Scuba Cat from Katamari Damacy (2004)

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Frame from video by GoodMan_Ekim was used as a basis for this scene.

It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

#this is a thing they will not teach in hitory classes

[Transcription: A Korean person in a blue suit talking like a car commercial voice over. There is blue text saying "Little Hal's Lesbian Depot Everything Must Go written at the top of the screen.

Little Hal: I got too many lesbians! That's why I'm slashin' prices! All lesbians must go!

The person changes into a black crop top, red flannel, gray beanie, and outdoor pants with a jacket slung over their shoulder.

Little Hal: We got 40% off lumberjack lesbians!

They change again to be wearing the same crop top with a green half jumpsuit.

Little Hal: Half off half jumpsuit lesbians!

Their outfit is now reminiscent of punk musicians; black pants with a belt, a shirt with metal rings connecting the two sides, and a fishnet glove on one hand.

Little Hal: 40% off lesbians who play bass in a band in Silverlake coffee shops!

The outfit is now a rainbow tie dye crop top and jean shorts. They are holding a reusable water bottle in the air like a lantern.

Little Hal: 30% off lesbians who wake up at 7 to take you on a hike!

They are now wearing a white tank top, saggy gray sweatpants, and a black snap-back worn backwards.

Little Hal: 70% off lesbians who dress up like a 16-year-old boy who uses slurs on the internet.

They are wearing a red turtleneck with glasses and red/orange/yellow flannel pants.

Little Hal: This would have passed for a straight woman in 1972 for some reason! 60% off!

They cut back into the suit they wore at the beginning of the video.

Little Hal: So rent your U-Hauls and bring them on down to Little Hal's Lesbian Depot and get these lesbians out of here! Act now and I'll throw in a straight woman who loves to kiss girls but thinks vaginas are gross! I don't like them hangin' around they make me uncomfortable!

The TikTok logo appears with their username @/koreanbeef27 and the video ends. End transcription]

i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

Your dad is so powerful

reblog to be eaten by this thing

Adam Clague (American b.1982), Cara Oranges and Coffee, 2022, Oil on board