(I’m gonna be 29 in 2 days and I’ve done fuck all this year with this blog... god damnit...)
(I got a notification? Alright, let’s se- FUCKING PORNBOTS... TUMBLR FIX YOUR BROKEN ASS PLATFORM YOU DUMB MOTHERYUCKERS.)
For those wondering what I’ve been doing for the past month or so, been learning Blender, and in turn, Garry’s Mod. You could probably guess what it’s based off.
« Excuse me, do you sell tasty Yordle meat, loaded with mana and arcana magic? »
“Of course not” Asova winked.
« Welp, too bad. I will have to hunt the furries myself. »
“DON’T YOU F*&$ING DARE.”
"I would like to clarify that FMK was KISS, not KILL, so you wouldn't get killed, you'd get a kiss."
"Still mad."
“Why, because I accidentally misread something?” He didn’t exactly like being painted as the bad guy here.
Lulu, Poppy, Tristana. Rin, Mimi and Flippz
"Good lord, those are tough... hmm... Fuck Tristana, Marry Poppy, Kill Lulu... though I heavily dislike that last one. And for the others, Fuck Flippz, Marry Rin (for reasons that should be obvious), and once again, I dislike it, but kill Mimi."
*tattles to @hugefy-me*
Gasp!
“HEY I CORRECTED MYSELF, COME ON, IT WAS KISS, NOT KILL.”
Lulu, Poppy, Tristana. Rin, Mimi and Flippz
"Good lord, those are tough... hmm... Fuck Tristana, Marry Poppy, Kill Lulu... though I heavily dislike that last one. And for the others, Fuck Flippz, Marry Rin (for reasons that should be obvious), and once again, I dislike it, but kill Mimi."
“OH WAIT, IT SAYS KISS. SHIT. Uh... answers remain the same, Kiss Lulu, and Kiss Mimi.”
Send me “FMK” + Three muses for mun to say which one they’d fuck, which one they’d marry and which one they’d kiss
(So I can try and get back into the muse groove)
Don't worry Bux, you still look as tasty as ever. YUM!
"Stop with your yum shit."
" Are you okay, old man? "
(Why must you torture me this way, I-)
(28 years of age...
fuck.)
(It’s my birthday in 29 days... holy shit where’d this year go?)
Reblog this if you roleplay or are willing to roleplay on Discord
(I need to get back into drawing…
and drawing Bux more too…
God I’m such a twit.)
(I need to get back into drawing...
and drawing Bux more too...
God I’m such a twit.)
"I hope 2021 will be tasty, yummy and fulfilling for you, Buxton. Yum."
“... out, out, out, get the FUCK OUT GET OUT!” he then proceeds to drop kick the evil starchild out of his house and lock his doors.
(This Ray-Ban spam can sit on a cactus…)