but jack off i guess

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

when someone loves you - really loves you - treat them gently. text your best friend back when you can. tell your mother you noticed her haircut and that she was right about that recipe. tell your grandfather that the boats in his bottles are the best things you’ve ever seen. be good to the people who are good to you. it’s the least you can do.

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

current goal: make it through the week

long term goal: make it through all the weeks

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

All men are bullshit rising with moon in selfish and mars in hoe

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

my biggest kink is finally buying something i’ve been eyeing forever 

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

Ooo this actually seems fun les do it!