green & submarine

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

My beautiful wife loves souvenirs and shopping etc and she has her heart set on going to the Microsoft company store and my whole family is trying to tell her it's lame as hell

It's only open during work hours so she's going to take time off of work to go. We're trying to temper her expectations

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

absolutely

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

wikipedia Tell me if this man’s gay

telephone pole.mp4

saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it

…anyway