Nahhh they actually made 2016 into a horror movie LOOOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

A DOCUMENTARY

This requires further research.

STICK M LEGGY OUT REAL FAR 

Stop what you’re doing and watch this heckin masterpiece right here. Both 13/10

more animals rated here

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Open your pie hole….ooooopeeen yooooour piiiiee hooooooollllee.

what the fuck dennys 

Reblog to kiss this boy

Like if you do not want to kiss him but still support him and his endeavours

okay so how long until the Terezi Pyrope Void Expedition spinoff happens

she finds Aradia and together they Adventure Across the Crumbling Cosmos in search of untold treasures

but maybe… the real treasures

are the friends they make along the way

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

u sound like a virgin

u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

I’ve got one of those “pawn shop” cheesy history channel shows playing in the background while I work on some stuff and one of the guys came across a human sized statue of a frog in a royal guard outfit and is freaking the fuck out over it. I’ve never heard a man so happy to see a frog

UPDATE: He bought it for almost 400 dollars

UPDATE 2: upon taking it out he realized it had a plug attached to it and got super psyched to plug it in and see what it does and it just…… does jackshit for like fifteen seconds and there’s dead silence before its VERY SLOWLY opening its mouth and letting out the saddest, shittiest slowed down croak I have ever head in my life and just….. he loves it. His face is lit up like a child on christmas morning. I’ve found purity in the most unexpected place

Little reminders.

let me tell you boys something about women