dont no what tmblr is

I make the same face when I’m cutting the cheese. 

Y'all nasty

That… Is not what I expected

Trojan is a terrible name for condoms. The Trojan Horse is known because once it got inside, it spilled it’s contents.

During the day you can see only one Sun. At night, you can see over two thousand Suns.

The reason “cheaters never win” is because the cheaters that did win didn’t get caught.

All a-boat you.

https://instagram.com/alduhe/

Pretty simple solutions.

How much you wanna bet these are college kids

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving