Top ten images your pastor doesn’t want you to see:

She didn’t have to be that extra, but she did it anyway and for that she has my sword, my bow AND my axe.

Hhhhhh

*chuckles* i’m in danger

Not what he is called.

Me irl

Lorraine & Delphine

Atomic Blonde (2017)

What if we kissed in the fridge??? Just kidding. Unless...?

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

hey guys i’m so sorry

[id: screenshot of reply from tumblr user hanabira: now for the swine flu]

Cat tweets

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

I wanna make out so bad right now. Nice and slow. Soft moans. Fingers slipping underneath shirts and waistbands. That kind of making out that build slowly. Hitched breathes and your hips rocking against my thigh. Open mouthed gasps against your neck and fingers tight in my hair. Firm thighs and rough denim and soaked cotten pressing into you. Too many clothes but it feels so good. I just want to make you feel good.