u know what would be really neat? if i knew how to correctly communicate and form bonds with other people

*strips flesh from bone* *strips flesh from bone* *strips fle

He loves me. He loves me not. He lov

He Went

for all intents and purposes

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

Wаnnа liск Santa pussy? Cliск 0n tехt!

real shit?

free market baby

Law & Ethics

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

but what a way to go

when i’m around people i’m literally too self conscious to even have a personality

🌟YOUNG MAN🌟There’s no need to feel down I said🌟YOUNG MAN🌟

where’s the lie

Animal Crossing (2001)

grandma got run over despacito

oppa gangnam style christmas eve

you might say to go and whip and nae nae

but I’m cozy in my home with minecraft steve

DOLCE & GABBANA 1992

Hope my roommate likes this lol

Person: “Why don’t you just look for a hookup on Tinder?”

Me:

before you say anything, think to yourself “is this something that would get me diagnosed with hysteria and institutionalized in the 19th century?” and if the answer is yes, carry on

beef teriyaki bowl/chicken teriyaki bowl/grilled shrimps bowl/grilled salmon bowl