A featherless gnome named Error

Same energy

Accurate.

hello?? um?? universe?? u hearin me?? just letting you know i’m ready for good things to happen in my life!! i’m prepared for amazing things!! i think its time!! just lettin you know. 

Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]

test

- Bill Nye 2k19

some person: Why do you always play a mage or an archer?

Me: so i don’t have to chase the people I kill

Me in every rpg

The true crime is abusing the scientific method

Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts

Too Restricting. I Would Like To Shapeshift.

Gays are only acceptable in the form of Soviet propaganda

every time i see that last picture it completely baffles me as to what ELSE it could possibly be meant as does anyone know what the children are supposed to represent?

what a beautiful family

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

I’m

⚪️ living in the moment

⚪️ stuck on the past

⚪️ paranoid about the future

🔘 longing for a gorgeous immortal being with a horrifying backstory to turn me into his eternal partner so I can abandon all responsibilities and live away from society as we know it

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

oh this one is good