professional jerk-ass

Surging Fractals and Glitches Are Woven into Mesmerizing Blankets by Zouassi

y r they this

my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

Wait what how is that thing so tiny? Like I know it's a baby but those can be like 3 meters?! 😯

This baby swordfish went viral once but this isn't even the tiniest possible baby swordfish

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

Oh.

Ooo I get a coffee shop

I mean, yeah, but you didn't have to say it out loud

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

oh world wide web we're really in it now

fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here

we used to have real television

you can't even crucify people anymore. because of Woke