Lucy Liu for Marie Claire China (April 2020)

Penn Badgley shutting down girls that romanticize Joe Goldberg gives me life.

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is actually such a relief.

im going to have a stroke

GIRL THIS BIG ASS RAT WALKED UP TO ME AND STARTED SNIFFING ME I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONES DOG AT FIRST BUT I LOOKEE AND STUART LITTLE WAS LOOKING BACK AT ME I HATE NEW YORK

You weren't ugly 10 years ago, you were a kid, or a teenager, or just a human person. 10 years ago cameras weren't that good. We still used CDs. People had flip phones. 10 years ago Instagram wasn't a thing. I hate to say it but every year we spent perfecting our social media presence is not a glow up. A grainy picture of you just existing in the era before curated existence next to a perfectly lit and framed "candid" is not an accurate comparison... Be nicer to your younger self, man. Think about what it's telling the kids.

when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is