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A Very Strange Bean

@christianaxoxo / christianaxoxo.tumblr.com

Girls and Moral Strife~
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pancakeke

remember when discord first got big and some people on Tumblr tried to claim certain users had elitist private servers when in reality those discords were just personal friend group chats

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wthrvnes

you cant blame them no one on tumblr has friends

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What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

what happened on this post

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basinke

EVERYTHING

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can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

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marisatomay

we did all of this hamilton discourse in 2015!!!!!!! if you weren’t around for it then just know it happened and every take possible was had!!!!! go get some juice and log off

The 2015 Hamilton discourse got the point of one healthy able-bodied white american girl pretending to be a disabled middle eastern lesbian couple with HIV so that she could write a modern AU of Hamilton about HIV, who was then caught in the act by another fic writer who had a grudge against her because she’d attacked them for writing a Hamilton AU where the founding fathers are cannibalistic mermaids, and the reason she had attacked them for it was because somehow that was cultural appropriation.

Seriously. Whatever hot take you have about Hamilton, I promise you several dozen people already said it years ago, and if I have to see this shit again I’m going to throw myself into the fucking sun

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DISNEY / PIXAR LOCATIONS & THEIR REAL-LIFE INSPIRATIONS

Motunui ➤ SAMOA  Belle’s Village ALSACE (France) Sultan’s Palace TAJ MAHAL (India) Atlantis ANGKOR WAT (Cambodia) Paradise Falls ANGEL FALLS (Venezuela) Elsa’s Ice Palace HÔTEL DE GLACE (Canada) Eric’s Castle  CHÂTEAU DE CHILLON (Switzerland) DunBroch Castle DUNNOTTAR CASTLE (Scotland) Beast’s Castle CHÂTEAU DE CHAMBORD (France) Kingdom of Corona MONT SAINT-MICHEL (France) Snow White’s Castle ALCÁZAR DE SEGOVIA (Spain) Aurora’s Castle NEUSCHWANSTEIN CASTLE (Germany)

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homojabi

PSA

  • It’s trans, not trans*
  • It’s trans men and trans women, not transmen and transwomen—trans is an adjective that answers “what kind of men/women"—cis works the same way
  • Never call trans men FTMs or trans women MTFs without their permission
  • Trans is short for transgender, it’s not plural for anything—trans person and trans people are both correct
  • Never use “born in the wrong body” or “used to be a boy and became a girl” or “biologically/genetically male/female”—all are just fancy ways to misgender someone (self identification with these phrases is different)
  • Transgendered is wrong, so is “a transgender” and “transgenders”
  • Being trans is not a sexuality nor is it a “sexual disorder” or any kind of disorder at all—gender identity disorder is not a real thing, and being trans isn’t a medical condition
  • “Transsexual” is generally considered an offensive term and should never be used to describe someone without their permission
  • Don’t refer to a trans person’s gender as their gender identity, it’s just their gender
  • Similarly don’t refer to their pronouns as “preferred pronouns"—they’re not preferred, they’re mandatory

It’s so so so important to stop using these transphobic microaggressions bless this post

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Anonymous asked:

I know you're agender, but could you tell us if you're AMAB or AFAB (if that's not too personal)?

fun fact folks just because youre using “activist” lingo doesnt make the question “do you have a dick or nah” more acceptable

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firbolging

the pride and prejudice musical we deserve:

  • darcy doesn’t sing a single note even during conversations where everyone else is singing at him that is until the argument following his first attempt at proposing to lizzy where you can see his restraint fall away
  • his first big solo is the letter he writes her
  • gelsey bell is mary and the unofficial narrator and she sits down at her piano to describe whats going on but before she can ever reveal her feelings on the matter, starting with that gelsey bell scream, mr bennet comes over and does the whole ‘that’s nice dear but give someone else a turn’
  • mr wickham has this huge ballad about how darcy ruined his life and its super melodramatic and touching
  • mr collins proposal to lizzy is an absolute bop that he gets so into he forgets for a moment what he’s doing he’s just owning the stage
  • wickham has a song where he’s trying to seduce lydia but she’s not even listening she’s just monologuing about how excited she is to get laid
  • during darcy’s second proposal he keeps hesitating waiting for lizzy to interrupt him like she has done every time before but she doesn’t say anything until he’s finished
  • at the end mary sits down at the piano and right where she’d usually be interrupted, kitty joins her and harmonises
  •  jane and bingley have the adorable upbeat romantic duet which is just them being super polite like ‘oh so nice to have you here’ ‘so nice to be here’ interspersed with their inner monologue which is just them being like fucking jesus I’m so in love
  • the bingley sisters probably have a really cool mean solo
  • lady catherine has this terrifying disney villain song in the garden
  • there’s for sure a song about ribbon shopping
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pilgrimkitty

Hi I need this in order to survive.

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decadent-hag

if someone asked me “What color is your heart today? Why?” instead of “how are you” I would murder them in cold blood. 

me checking some middle aged man out at my retail job: And what color is your heart today, sir?

Me greeting a family of five that was sat in my section: what lies do you find yourself believing?

what are my top three feelings today? ma’am i’m lucky if i get ONE feeling MOST days

Even in this collection of ‘I read one article on mindfulness and have decided to torture my coworkers forever” nonsense,  “What lies do you find yourself believing?” is absolutely bananas and I desperately want to open our next staff meeting with it. 

Just incredible. 

“Welcome to [library], what story are you telling yourself today?”

“hello!” I say to a nice doggy someone has deigned to let me pet.

“What thoughts have been circling in your brain?” I ask a Labrador with barely the mental horsepower to conceptualize where his own ass is.

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