I would like to announce

That I found a bat this morning.  A cute lil bat.  An adorable lil thing.  It was so cute. 

But it was in my car.  There was a bat.  In my car.  Just chillin in the back seat.  Eating an Oreo that had probably been lost under my seat since the stone ages.  

I noticed him just as I was buckling my seat belt.  He just sat there.  Munching.  Watching me watch it.  

It’s 5am lil buddy I have to work.  Go home.  What are you doing eating sweets for breakfast?  That is not good for you, young man.  But get out of my car and take your horribly unhealthy breakfast with you. 

I was late for work because I spent twenty fucking minutes trying to get a small baby bat out of my car without hurting it or it hurting itself. 

Just. 

There was a bat eating an Oreo in the back seat of my car this morning lookin at me like “Where we goin, Mom?” and I just don’t know how to go about my day now. 

@editorincreeps

Edward Gorey - “A Dull Afternoon”

jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)

i almost fell out of my chair at this LMAO

I took over a gym in the French Quarter in New Orleans with a Zubat named Lestat. I’ve never been so proud of myself.

you’re a hero

Luke Skywalker + A New Hope

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

florida based witchcraft school the houses are gator, flamingo, mickey mouse, or skunk ape

Star Wars - Harrison Ford , Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill

I am 90% sure there was a promo-shot for Twilight with this exact same set of poses a few years back.

“Solo, it’s me, I’m Leia, I’ve come home and I’m so cooooold…”

(Okay, so that joke worked better with the names “Annie” and “Padme”.  Still.)

what do you want to be when you grow up

Them: so how would you describe your typical aesthetic?

Me:

The Haunted Mansion

Depeche Mode is Duran Duran’s evil twin

Star Wars Challenge - 3/5 Outfits: (Almost) everything Padmé wears

callout post

i heard that goody proctor had an 8-pack, that goody proctor was shredded

this is one of those posts that would be just blisteringly incomprehensible without the correct cultural background