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When The Snakes Slither By

@mongooseunderthehouse / mongooseunderthehouse.tumblr.com

Mongoose / Trans / gender-neutral pronouns / they ☞ their ☞ them / or any of the other gender-neutral pronouns as long as they are, of course, neutral / Sensitive to figments
I enjoy playing racquetball in the bone arena of your skull.
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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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dduane

Can cook. 😄

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arsoniswarm

I wouldn’t die but if I had to eat my own cooking for the rest of time i might WANT to.

i’ll survive at least a few days bc we just got a huge box of dino nuggies at the store

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knightmaiden
NEWEST UPDATE: I need help buying the meds for this June. I have been able to support my mom’s situation thanks to everyone’s generosity but we are back to being broke and having to buy a few pills at a time. I am often (& CURRENTLY) stuck with empty packages as pictured down below. Please share this post if you can. I still can't believe and express the amount of gratitude you all have helped in getting her the meds for the last few months. I have been so so thankful especially because this is the last month I will need to ask for help with this, and if it wasn’t for everything she wouldn’t be here anymore. Thank you for helping her heal, and stay alive. This is the last month, and then we can relax.

This June, we will need 500$- If anyone can help, share this or donate, it all helps with giving me hope that things will be fine in the end. I just can't wait until she won't need these pills come the end of this month, as she only needs them for one year and the treatment for this med is close to being done.

MY KOFI (donate here)

⬆️ photo of the medication with my username, this is often what I am left dealing with mentally, and I care very deeply for my mom as she has been a huge support for me so this is undeniably stressful

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ironychan

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.

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sanctferum

NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: ...what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

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kesonafyren

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

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haltraveler

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

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squeeful

oh this one i know! he's not actually allergic and he's not a statistical outlier. all twelve astronauts reported symptoms after stepping on the moon because lunar soil is fucking nasty to human (and presumably most complex life) biology. moon dust is like inhaling asbestos. it's very fine, chemically reactive, and will hang around in your lungs for months, like a shitty inhaled cloud of glass. which, as it's mostly silicon, it kind of is. glass powder that is ripping up your airways and possibly your dna. see again: like asbestos

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adhsea

I just want to say, as a schmidt, this is definitely our luck, or as we call it, schmidt (shit) luck. we are a humble people who suffer greatly and if it can go wrong in any way it will for us

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me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

Me to me, while alone crying: This is performative.

Also me to me, surveying the empty room: For who?

Also also me to me: .... Dead people could be watching.

Also also also me to me: ??????

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edgy-senju

Hey yes it's me again, reminding yall to SUPPORT CONTENT CREATORS and REBLOG ART AND WRITING :)

because appearently people here forgot that the ones who post original content would like to be supported. (and not because we're selfish, but because CREATING ORIGINAL CONTENT IS DIFFICULT AND TAKES TIME, and not receiving support is really demotivating. )

Now take a look at these.

The notes i used to get some months ago:

And the notes i get now:

People literally stopped reblogging art. (and tumblr hiding our posts and not suggesting them to other people SURELY DOESN'T HELP😀) Which makes me wonder.

WHY TF AREN'T PEOPLE REBLOGGING ORIGINAL CONTENT ANYMORE?

Reblogging is the only way you can help artists and writers to get the stuff they post seen by others, and it lets us understand that people care about what we do. Consider it like... giving a tip to the artist: they make original content, and if you really like it, you reblog it, helping them and also making them happy :). (Also if people don't reblog, small artists will never have the occasion to shine so PLEASE do it.)
Also, Liking a post is nice, yeah, but unfortunately it won't get the post anywhere.

So. If you like an artist/writer and wish to support them, LIKE but also REBLOG, it takes two seconds to click that green arrow button and share something with your followers and people should learn again how to do that.

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