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William Haynes

@williamhaynes / williamhaynes.tumblr.com

Comedian, Writer, Host, Dying www.YouTube.com/WilliamHaynesTV
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Towards the end it begins to be a fight to see who cares less, Like Mohamed Ali fly as a a bee she removed my heart from chess, I lost like a game of chess, And I'm still depressed, Penis

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I just want to breathe you in,
Doesn't matter what toxins.
This girls like a refinery,
Leaving dudes with asthma and anxiety
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If action movies were real... (see full video link in bio)

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How To Become A Legendary Artist

I think legendary artistry is having your art, the thing most personal to you, relate to the largest amount of people. 

What makes Shakespeare incredible is that so many people can relate with his words. People of different levels of intelligence can find solace in his verses. 

What’s special about Taylor Swift’s music is that so many people can see themselves in the same situations as her. Hey lyrics are easy to sing along to because they nail humanity again and again.

Salvador Dali is such an amazing artist because most people see his paintings and react in the same way. Somehow he’s able to create worlds most people find themselves never being able to conceive.

The true test is mastering your artistry while keeping artistic integrity. Just kidding, I don’t know what the fuck i’m talking about i’m on Tumblr and shit.

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When your crush wears that outfit you like and hasn't talked about their ex in 3 days

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