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The sentence "you can't be talking like that, white baby" has permanently ruined my relationship with my cats bc I can't stop saying it any time one them meows at me.

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Me @everyone in the notes

Ethan Winters is easily my favorite video game protagonist. He's a wife guy. He's made of mold. He's a normal man whose reaction to scary monsters is annoyance. He's never seen The Evil Dead. He puts his severed hand in his pocket. Several times.

lmaooo

We love to see it

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

listen to me. listen to me. look me in the eyes. if you wallbang a monster while someone is mounting it. you should fucking. explode.

i can't say this and act like i haven't done it before. i do it sometimes on accident. everyone does.but you need to fucking THINK before you do this shit because the ENTIRE POINT OF A MOUNT is to end in a knockdown and give tons of openings for the hunters who are helping you. if the monsters not enraged, WAIT TILL AFTERWARDS. TWO KNOCKDOWNS BOOM THATS GOOD FOR EVERYBODY. and if the monsters enraged afterwards? oh well! you already got a knockdown. do not DELIBERATELY fucking clutch onto a monsters head while someone is ALREADY MOUNTED to try and get a knockdown BECAUSE 99% OF THE TIME THE MONSTER WILL STAY OUT OF RAGE AFTERWARDS YOU STUPID FUCK SO YOU CAN FUCKING WALLBANG AFTERWARDS JUST STAY FUCKING PATIENT. WHEN THERES AN OPENING IT DOESNT MEAN YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO FUCKING WALLBANG JUST WAIT 5 SECONDS AND WEAKEN PARTS LIKE I FUCKING ASKED YOU TO YOU FUCKING IDIOT ITS NOT THAT HARD

this is about monster hunter be normal Thank you

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

adding in he is going to tell my fucking mom to make the holy trinity

my single contribution to the fandom.

happy 4/20

like day and night

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"

1.

2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong

sometimes we called it Napoleon around people who hadn't seen it before so they expected it to be short and then when they saw it and were surprised we'd be like "what? it's the same height as Napoleon"

Drinks a bunch of vodka and kills Napoleon? Was this your roommate???

no this is him

in the kingdom of the blind the one-eyed are kings