terf-free zone :-)

Widogast's Vault of Amber (ritual spell)

4th Level Transmutation

Casting Time: 11 minutes

Range/Area: Touch

Components: V, S, M (5 small amber gems worth 200 GP)

Duration: Until dispelled

You arrange 5 small amber gems in a loose circle around any non-living materials and trace Transmutative sigils above each of them. All materials within the circle are pulled into the largest of the gems and stored there, in stasis. The contents do not age, weather, or rot. The gem can hold up to 50olbs of material.

The caster can use an Action to speak a single, chosen word and release the gem's contents onto the ground. Contents are also released if dispelled.

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Widogast's Transmogrification

6th Level Transmutation

Casting Time: 1 hour

Range/Area: Touch

Components: V, S, M (Damp clay equal to the weight of the target and 150 gp worth of crushed gem dust, both of which the spell consumes)

Duration: Instantaneous

Version: 1

You permanently alter the physical body of a humanoid creature into another type of humanoid body. After encasing the target in clay, you conduct a rigorous, one-hour-long ritual that manipulates the flesh and function of the target's body into that of another humanoid race. They lose their previous racial traits and instead gain the racial traits of another humanoid race of the target's choice, aside from their languages known (which remain unchanged). Should the target wish to alter their gender along with or instead of their race, they can choose to do so as part of the spell. When the ritual is completed, you and the target suffer one level of exhaustion.

Once a creature's race or gender has been changed via this spell, they cannot be affected again by this spell for 1 year.

episode 97 really hit different, i Love a fancy party

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

Pooh bear speaks only the truth

Forgive me.

only if you forgive me

His world now

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

Oh sweet Jesus.

i am so sorry for this

this is next level

He had to

real tired of hearing the vegan vs. omnivore arguments when the real superior diet in terms of both cruelty and ecosystem is locally sourced

beef and pork from a farm 10 minutes away from you is more ethical and less detrimental to the environment than quinoa grown in ecuador. the future is food forests. the green revolution is food forests. if we manage to survive this apocalyptic hellscape all of your food, plant and animal, is going to come from within half an hour of where you live. plant a vegetable garden in the meantime

As a trained conservation biologist this is the most important step we can take. You do not understand how many issues we could solve if people bought most of their food from local sources.

Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.

things like this make me cry because i went so long before realising there was actually a reason for these things and that i’m not just a failure of a person

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u rly do need friends who arent afraid to call u a fucking dipshit in real life. like friends who r only blindly supportive arent rly friends, u need people who will call u out on being a god damn sack of hammers sometimes bc everyone is and only ppl who r actually worth keeping around will tell u abt it

ppl who start fights w u over u being a fucking dipshit r the ones u wanna keep man ive had those ppl save my ass so many times, esp when it comes to having depression and being actively dangerous to myself a lot. sometimes it takes someone telling u that ur being a ridiculous piece of shit to wake u up and make u realize that, heck, u R, y’know ?

like all that i support uwu shit is fine until the rubber meets the road and those ppl dont even tell u when ur house is burnin down. stick to ppl who give more of a shit about ur wellbeing than ur feelings, its how u get good friends

behind-the-scenes with orville peck for playboy’s #TheEqualityIssue || photographed by alysse gafkjen

Orville Peck - GQ Style - September 2019

“Do you think it’s possible to love two people at the same time?” Professor Marston & the Wonder Women, dir. Angela Robinson (2017)