the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

fuck you

fixed it for u <3

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

My inner introvert is screaming 😂😂😂

im sayingggggg

We ❤️ short kings here

Lucas Vaskange ci sorprende ancora e ancora con la nuova "Infinte Robot Story"

literally obsessed with the idea that thomas sanders just wrote this and sent it to himself like he did with the delivery receipt

i miss you forever shitty thomas sanders tweet which was definitely faked

people with psychic powers in fiction are always being like augh my powers make my head hurt real bad so i only use them in emergencies or when i'm really stressed :( girl what is this, the dark ages? somebody needs to get these guys some drugstore ibuprofen so they can blow up buildings with their mind on purpose

MY PSIONIC WARRIORS

TAKE 2 OF THESE EVERY 4-6 HOURS UNTIL THE PAIN IMPROVES

i hate when a pump dispenser like shampoo or soap gets low and you have to jack it off and make it cum

there is actually nothing wrong with me i have just been on this website since i was 14

"your only hobby is media consumption" was such a weird meme. We're on the internet. If I have other hobbies, you're not going to know unless I post about it for your consumption? Touch-grass-on-touch-grass violence

Is the person replying a butler based fetish account?

Personal Old English Faggot Butler

true emotion of venus finally identified