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"he tastes like you only sweeter" is an insane thing to say dawg that song used to play on the radio

this is what i was talking about by the way

this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

POV you’re a bird on my laptop screen

League of Legends official Twitter account posting nudes of a champion after changing their profile pic & name to LoLNasX was not on my bingo card for this timeline

WHA HUH WHAT??????

Breaking news:

the finale

Only true human headcanon of Sozo

Narinder is Coming

Based on that one tweet of how ppl refer to 'The wife' when talking about an eldritch being they are devoted to or something.

oh?? whatcha got there, little nari?

i think what ppl who don't like cats do not understand is a cat will scuffle with u even if it likes u. sometimes more. a cat biting you or kicking you isn't because they hate u its because they are little predator animals and they like to play. they're also 2 feet tall and don't have hands and their mouth is the only thing they can Get Stuff with and it's full of tiny razor teeth. not their fault!!

honestly fucking fascinating that people will pretty universally understand that thin people can be naturally predisposed to thinness regardless of what they eat or their activity level, but that so many of the same people cannot possibly fathom that fat people could have similar dispositions or that there could be any factors more complex than a "lack of self control."