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The Randomest blog :3

@chibispaz / chibispaz.tumblr.com

A random blog about my favorite fandom Fullmetal Alchemist and various things that I find funny. I reblog a lot more fandoms now but mostly FMA still. I post whatever I want. I tag posts unsuitable for viewing at work as osha violation so tumblr doesn't nuke them if anyone needs to tag filter
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albertserra

“Umm it will actually be very difficult for universities to divest from israel and arms manufacturers without tuition skyrocketing 🤓☝🏼” why is the financial stability of a college (and the economy at large, especially in the us) so reliant on what amounts to war profiteering to begin with? Why is that an inevitability that we’re supposed to accept?

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So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

If you see this post it is important to send it to someone else so they too can understand

People hardly ever change their minds in front of you...the conversation becomes one of a series of slow drips that builds up to a realization

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Wake up, babe, new religion just dropped

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sammusbird

[ID: A screenshot of a tweet by elizabeth bruenig @/ebruenig at 15:19 on March 16th, 2021.

It reads, “developments in my 4.5 y/o’s cosmology: she believes that since she and her sister grew in my body, so did everybody else, such that i was there at the beginning of time and am technically everyone's mother but choose to live with her bc she's particularly cool” \End ID ]

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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leyfin

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

thats love baby!!

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datadegroove

i love the idea that this photo is candid and that she pulled out her phone to take this picture in front of the guy who may or may not make her uncomfortable to snap this historic image and the hawaiian shirt man decided that since he's getting his picture taken anyway he may as well make it look good meanwhile the guy who's bothering her is just like sitting there wondering what the hell is happening seconds before she agrees to have him removed just for a lark even though he didn't actually do anything and the bodyguards come and they take him outside and they throw him out on the street as hard as possible and then one of hte bodyguards comes out and crushes his head with a bar stool like an overripe melon

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animentality

They are the very first people on the list of people we should (and must!) criticize!

They are there to serve US, not us serve them.

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azhyre

Of the people, by the people, for the people.”

We the people of the United States of America, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELFARE, and secure these blessings FOR OURSELVES AND OUR POSTERITY, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

[Emphasis mine.]

If you’re American, it’s right in the preamble. If you’re not, look at your own country’s constitution—it’ll be in there somewhere, probably in the statement of intent.

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A jewel box of a book ✨ This 19th century French sales sample book contains very thin metal ornaments, made of foil over card. These would have been used like fancy sequins, and adorned everything from cards to clothes! They’re sometimes called Dresdens after the town in Germany where many were made. I know I say this a lot, but this book really floored me 🤩 Part of col. 838 in the Winterthur Library 📚

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tsaricides

tumblr automatically changing - > into -> is so good. honestly the best thing about this website. makes me disappointed and angry whenever i type it outside of tumblr and it remains the ugly caricature of itself instead. -> beloved

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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vetchtibbles

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

stop it i was trying to be gothic

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