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i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

Me being the Irondad trash that I am, and not over Endgame, got triggered by this parallel:

Imagine in FFH:

“It was cruel,” said Happy softly,

“that you and Tony had such a short time together.

A brutal ending

to what should have been a long and happy relationship.”

STOP FUCK OFF THIS WAS UNCALLED FOR

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

I love rivers. all the lore and mythology about rivers is real. they’re all big and powerful and can kill people, and they are very judgmental. but they can also if they want just strip you of all wrongdoing. and that’s where salmon and frogs live

all the people who used this post to tag a river they personally experience are the backbone of this universe

today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely

do you ever see someone’s comment about a film/tv show you watch or a book you’ve read and wonder if maybe we all truly live in different realities and the internet is the only commonly shared space which doesn’t change across universes, because it isn’t fucking possible to draw such dumbass conclusions about a thing unless we’ve seen/read different versions of it

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before is the 100 min therapy session we all needed

I guess woke consumerism has a silver lining?

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

I’m not joking at all please give him a comedic educational children’s show on ecology

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!