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this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

OMFG! I REMEMBER THESE! I USED TO LOVE THEM SO MUCH! I HAD THEM FOR BREAKFAST BEFORE SCHOOL LIKE EVERY DAY! IT WAS LIKE THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!

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Look at what someone did on the Grojband petition site.

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owlmylove

okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.

(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)

tumblr needs to write advertisements

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REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE EVER LISTENED TO ANY OF THIS BANDS

Please help, I need to prove this kid that everybody has listened to at least one of this bands:

  • Blink 182
  • Green Day
  • Fall Out Boy
  • My Chemical Romance
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rat-fink13

All of them.

all

ahem every single fucking one of these can we not

AS WE SPEAK

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Red: This band rules! Blue: (Has his ears covered cause it’s too loud) What?! Corey: Let’s rock!

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dutchster
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robynjaja

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!

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