ARM CHOPPING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE
@indelibleevidence you're absolutely right
We're supporting the writers strike
Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that's unfair it's actually infuriating because now you've been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it's the exact opposite of catharsis
Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve” Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies” Me:
Just commited a crime. God I love killing people for money
Hey you shouldn't do that. You should be killing people because you enjoy it, not to play the part of a capitalist cog
You're so right, I'm such a buffoon
Y’all, I just got an email alert about a new chapter on a story I follow. Here’s the author’s note for that chapter. 😂
ATSV + textposts/tweets
I really don’t wanna have to relearn how to use this fucking site again but Elon Dipshit is really just treating Twitter like the Titanic and ruining it at every chance he can get 🥲
them ❤️🖤
Sexual themes
The Hero and The Villain
Sheith really does just lend itself well to Spider-Man, doesn’t it?
AND SPIDER-MAN
By far I think the best part of my entire experience of seeing Across the Spiderverse in a sold-out theater was when the screen cut to black and "TO BE CONTINUED" popped up on and the moment everyone collectively realized it wasn't a joke or a visual pun the entire theater EXPLODED and there was a massive crowd of 20 and 30-something year olds screaming and booing because that was the end of the movie.
Never in my entire life have I ever experienced a crowd loving something so much that they booed at the end because they wanted more of it.
18/10, absolutely groundbreaking experience.
First date: part 2/?
Part: 1