Every Cop Would Have Survived If They’d Called In And Waited For Backup.

If someone did this to me i would kill myself

Let us appreciate this iconic moment

we are all just sitting in our own little bedrooms all across the world with our headphones in listening to our little songs aren’t we

HAPPY NEW 2021 YEAR, TUMBLR!

i will remember this picture even when i get diagnosed with alzheimer's

hannibal looked at the world’s most fucked up brain scan and said “hiiii will we got your results :) the neurologist diagnosed your sexy brain as ‘strikingly normal and really really good’”

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset... those were the days

V.C. Andrews, Flowers in the Attic

proposed thursday addition for 2020

maneater monday

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train