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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀
Claim this luck! I know you can use it right about now!
"Well, well, well! I find you very interesting... Who made you? What grade of oil do you use? Would you like some upgrades?" it's becoming very clear from this greeting that the green and blue Wickerbeast is very interested in robotics and technology.
"Whoa uh..that's a lotta questions!!" "Maybe one at a time?"
"Uhh..I drink oil from..uh..other bots..i don't keep track of what grade or anything.."
"Hmmm... If I could get a sample of that oil, perhaps I can see about chemically synthesizing more just in case things go figuratively pear-shaped and donor 'bots become unavailable for some reason. I also have some cool inventions I made myself, if you want to see 'em."
"Hmm I'd need to kill a worker drone for some first..." "you sure?"
"That's fine. Hmmm... Since you kill Worker Drones... Does that make you an Execution Drone or something like that?"
"Uhmm I'm a disassembly drone..or a murder drone..take your pic I guess.."
"I see... Oh! Before I forget, what do folks call ya. Like, what's your name?" asks Ryuga, intrigued.
"Uhh my names N.."
"Disassembly Drone Serial Designation N, in full, then? Well met! Oh, and you wanted to see some of the things I've made, right?" *he appears to reach into his fluffy blue mane, farther than should realistically be possible, as if he has a pocket dimension in there. He then retrieves a bracelet-shaped device and puts it on his left wrist, it generates an octagonal hologram screen in front of the Wickerbeast and he records some info on the screen by motioning like he's typing. Characters that resemble stylized English letters appear as he types. "This one's a portable hologram-centered PC, dunno how advanced it is compared to what you're used to, but I made this. I also made the Pocket Dimension Storage device I have cleverly hidden in my mane, as well as a shield module, in case I encounter hostile entities."
And then the dragon and the knight become good friends. The king keeps sending more knights to slay the dragon, who also ends up befriending the dragon. And finally all the knights and the dragon go and kick the king's ass (right off the throne).
Aka: A knight is sent to slay a dragon. It does not go as expected.
(or: this seemed like a better idea in my head, please bear with me)
I find it curious, as an ace person that there is a joke related to cakes because my hobby is baking and pastries.
I should have taken it as some sign about me long time ago 😅
splitting this poll by age bc i think that distinction might be interesting, considering vaping got popular relatively recently + with primarily high schoolers . for the sake of this poll i'm counting cannabis + nicotine products both, and both reusable and disposable vapes .
"Well, well, well! I find you very interesting... Who made you? What grade of oil do you use? Would you like some upgrades?" it's becoming very clear from this greeting that the green and blue Wickerbeast is very interested in robotics and technology.
"Whoa uh..that's a lotta questions!!" "Maybe one at a time?"
"Uhh..I drink oil from..uh..other bots..i don't keep track of what grade or anything.."
"Hmmm... If I could get a sample of that oil, perhaps I can see about chemically synthesizing more just in case things go figuratively pear-shaped and donor 'bots become unavailable for some reason. I also have some cool inventions I made myself, if you want to see 'em."
"Hmm I'd need to kill a worker drone for some first..." "you sure?"
"That's fine. Hmmm... Since you kill Worker Drones... Does that make you an Execution Drone or something like that?"
"Uhmm I'm a disassembly drone..or a murder drone..take your pic I guess.."
"I see... Oh! Before I forget, what do folks call ya. Like, what's your name?" asks Ryuga, intrigued.
Ryuga would definitely commit "duckling" behavior to see if he can collect an oil sample and see about synthesizing more for N.
"Were you the one following me?!"
"Yep! I still need that sample, bud!"
"Well, well, well! I find you very interesting... Who made you? What grade of oil do you use? Would you like some upgrades?" it's becoming very clear from this greeting that the green and blue Wickerbeast is very interested in robotics and technology.
"Whoa uh..that's a lotta questions!!" "Maybe one at a time?"
"Uhh..I drink oil from..uh..other bots..i don't keep track of what grade or anything.."
"Hmmm... If I could get a sample of that oil, perhaps I can see about chemically synthesizing more just in case things go figuratively pear-shaped and donor 'bots become unavailable for some reason. I also have some cool inventions I made myself, if you want to see 'em."
"Hmm I'd need to kill a worker drone for some first..." "you sure?"
"That's fine. Hmmm... Since you kill Worker Drones... Does that make you an Execution Drone or something like that?"