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Out of Touch

Yes

I just had to, it was a desperate need

Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.

You can run Doom on 12000 kindergarteners wired together

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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

A helpful visual:

Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

Brennan comes in one day with a bunch of foam weapons he borrowed from larp camp and challenges that man to a duel

If we put Sam Reich and Drew Carrey on a crossover episode each as cohosts, how long before the cast on either side threatens mutiny?

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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Biblically accurate Falin

are ya winning daughter