By the pricking of my thumbs...

UM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS (THE NEW OUTFIT WITH THIS SONG UM!?!??!!)

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VIGILANTE SHIT

The Eras Tour, Las Vegas night 1

Love him... love mr. cool...

So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don't Eat Me Walk.

Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”

This made me almost piss myself.

Oh my god it's that guy

When did 'book nook' go from meaning 'an alcove in your house where you store books & also have a cosy spot to read' to meaning 'a landscape sculpture that fits between your books for whimsical decoration'?

When Boomers destroyed the economy so badly that having a designated reading space in your house is more fictional than a mini-forest in your bookshelf.

Ah. Yeah, that tracks. :(

this is SO funny I will be passing away

if camila cabello and james corden stopped traffic doing some dumb attention seeking celebrity shit while i was on my way to my 9 to 5 where i make less in 3 years than they make in a week i would think it was the universe giving me divine permission to run them over

why are people in the notes crying about this post. why can't you get down with a little hypothetical celebrity death fantasy every now and then. weak