The menu was fun 

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

#this had to be done

two idiots and their handler

this is the best group dynamic and you literally cant tell me I'm wrong.

If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???

Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects

ffx brotherhood sword ⚔

reference vs render vs 3D print

For those who still play Mystic Messenger or are just starting out- please enjoy this all-in-one chat guide! (*´∇｀*) if you use please reblog!

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

This has gotta be a book holy shit

Some Drinks as Shounen 'Anime' Protagonists

I tried to draw a few drinks as anime dudes + water!

Would probably draw other types of drinks to add to this in the future haha. Good Afternoon! It’s based on a gijinka reward poll I did on patreon in which drink gijijnka won.

Full sizes +bonus wallpaper and transparents available for download there:

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Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

@bruvebanner

UNMUTE UNMUTE UNMUTE

i’m reading some comments saying that the cat is in pain and i’m just here to tell you that the cat is the opposite of in pain. the cat is basically being tickled to the point of possibly being horny. the cat is LOVING IT.

@an0nymz In response to your tags, this was a cord used to hook up a PlayStation or PlayStation 2, with RCA heads on one end, and that rectangular head on the other end. It could also be used with a PS3, but PS3 also had an HDMI output, so most people used that.

That is cool! I only ever had Playstation 3 and 4, so no wonder I’ve never seen that before!

Here’s a closer look

I’d show you the whole cable, but I’ve got things set up in a pretty specific way, and dissembling it would be a pain…

Holy F UCK

Have we really reached the year where some of you guys haven’t seen this before…?

do u ever just wanna drop out of academics and move to rural france so u can spend the rest of ur life making a living carving those lil fancy soaps

this is the dream babey!

Большие кошки тоже любят коробки.

“big kitties also love boxes”

oh my god he is so happpy

I love cats so much

Here’s some more big cats in boxes

hey. that’s not a giraffe. 

Lionesses are known for their cunning hunting tactics.

honestly? im done with the lies. being little spoon fuckign sucks okay? it really does. its hot and sweaty and cramped and you better believe that arm wrapped around you is gunna go from “acceptable foreign weight” to “there is a literal blue whale colony collapsed atop you” in about 2 minutes flat. yall forreal want a FLESH BLANKET encasing you??? a goddamn slab prison of human skin and Person Tissue draped across your corporeal form??? find a God and grovel for redemption.

being big spoon though? divine. precious. it grants the sensation of being a benevolent egg white, swaddled loosely within your blanket shell as you in turn cradle the precious yolk within your grasp. you are a sublime deity of warmth and comfort, one who may bestow your blessing on any mortal you deem fit. an unparalleled joy to perform.

and you can grab a tit ty

can yall please stop reblogging this post i made after eating three entire packages of marshmallow peeps washed down with a near-deadly amount of nyquil 

Just say you’re a top and move on OP