John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

open rp

*kisses*

WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

yes!

HE SCORES

It couldn’t’ve gone any better

Feeding time!

I just laughed so hard that I think I pulled a muscle….

Hugh Herr: The new bionics that let us run, climb and dance

oh my god they did it!

This is probably the most impressive and beautiful thing I’ve seen in years.

This is amazing. As much as i joke about wanting new legs, I hope this gives amputees much wanted freedom.

found this really cool website for all of the music lovers out there! all you have to do is a pick a year, and you get all of the songs you want! its perfect for going back and listening to old music that you used to jam to back in your emo days. here is the link :)

literally the only vine i will ever care about

These are my favourite pictures of Elliot Stabler <3

What the hell did I just witness?

This is amazing

i fucking love these memes holy shit

My brother. (via radioalec)

KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG

find-greatness

Ugh