• Finally got down to earth for the first time in 6 years, 7 days
• Finds out the love of his life is alive
• Finds out he has a kid
• Uses the threat of mass murder to save the life of his wife
• Discovers his beloved sister is a homicidal, likely mentally ill tyrant 
• Kills someone with worms that we will never talk about ever again
• Crosses a desert of death
• Withstands a glass storm in said desert
• Falls in love with his wife all over again
• Tries to figure out how the hell his wife survived - but gets no where
• Tries to figure out what the hell happened to his sister
• Remembers he has a girlfriend
• Tries to figure out a path to peace that involves his sister not dying
• Fails
• Watches wife get arrested for something both of them did
• Tries to poison his sister to keep wife alive
• Sister calls out his love for Clarke and compares it to his girlfriend - who he once again remembers exists
• Promises to keep their kid safe
• Fails
• Puts chip in child’s head to save Clarke (+ his family or something)
• DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY COMMUNICATE THIS FACT TO WIFE
• Gets slapped by said wife
• ~It’s a turning point~ (according to Bob)
• Thinks he’s no longer important to said wife
• Marches to war on the last livable piece of land on earth
• Fights with sister. Tells her off. Basically wishes her dead.
• Gets rescued by girlfriend + family.
• Once again remembers that he has a girlfriend.
• Properly counsels his child for the first time
• Almost gets left behind on a burning planet because he can’t leave his family again
• Gets told off by his child who attempts to parenttrap her parents
• Realizes his wife has fucking been in love with him and called him every day for 2,199 days
• AND ONLY HIM
• Begins to makeup with wifey
• Realizes he is still stupidly in love with wifey
• Decides the fate of the human race, again. 
• Long nap
• MUCH LONGER THAN EXPECTED NAP
• Wakes up to the face of his wifey for the first time in a century
• Finds out he has yet another child
• Finds out 2 of his best friends gave their lives to save them
• Go to new planet
• Find out about this sun psychosis shit
• Almost kills wifey
• Almost kills oldest adopted son
• Kinda succeeds but he lives
• Tries to integrate peacefully into a new society
• Even though they seem kinda cultish. He just wants peace.
• Has two actual heart to heart conversations with his wife
• Finds out she still loves him and considers him family
• Watches his wife dance with another man
• Cries about it
• Remembers he has a girlfriend
• Fights with girlfriend over… Octavia. Yup. Clearly that.
• Makes up with forgotten girlfriend while wife dies. again.
• wife is fucking bizarre all of a sudden
• Slowly realizes that wife is not wife
• Calls out not-wife
• Finds out wife is dead
• A-FUCKING-GAIN
• Loses his shit. Destroys a room.
• Finds out his son has in a sense betrayed them.
• Tries to kill his wife’s murderer.
• Mourns and mourns and then tells their daughter mom is dead while he mourns some more
• Decides to once again honor her damn memory and protect her family
• Realizes Clarke is alive through goddamn morse code
• HAS HOPE AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME
• Decides he is getting Clarke back, the rest of his family be damned
• Gets called out on his feelings for Clarke by no fewer than 3 brand new people on a new planet
• Has to watch this imposter parade around in his wife’s skin
• Decides they need to rescue Clarke now and, again, everyone else be damned
• Loses his daughter who has now become a mass-murderer
• Leaves his traitorous son to maybe die to protect Clarke
• Has to drag along Clarke’s body with this bitch inside mocking him
• Who calls him out on his feelings at least twice
• Watches his body-snatched wife almost die again
• Realizes instantly his wife is back
• She kills their captors
• He just stands in awe
• She tries to help him escape but he can’t live without her again and begs her to run
• But gets to hold her hands one last time
• Watches his wife get away safe (for now)
• But know she’s still dying and probably only has a few hours left

all my nights taste like  g o l d 

        when i’m with you it’s like everything  g l o w s

And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.

(x)(x)