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i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
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i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
adam + eve: *eat a lil bit of fruit*
god: *condemns all of humankind to eternal suffering*
god:
Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.
when your team starts talking about hw on friday
when you walk down the aisle to kiss your wife for the first time
later that night when you get to kiss her in your PJs