society needs to be electra heartified again
Can ppl on here stop hating th army
hell no fuck the army
thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was
and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines
i think more horror movies should be like midsommar not in plot or themes but in daylight so i can see what the fuck is happening
lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber
I like how in Mario Sunshine Mario gets arrested despite having an alibi corroborated by upwards of six different people (his being on a fucking plane/out of the country for nearly every crime he was being tried for), tried but not permitted a defense lawyer or any testimony to be given in his favor, and convicted based solely on crude eye witness testimony which didn’t even match his description (the illustration is literally blue, just like the actual Shadow Mario). Then within minutes of his sentencing, the actual perpetrator strikes again in broad daylight in front of even more witnesses, and attempts to kidnap someone, only to be stopped by Mario, but Mario is nonetheless still held responsible and held to the task of carrying out his sentence?
Isle Delfino is canonically a police state
ant heaven is real and it looks just like any other ant mound to us but in reality it’s made out of dark brown sugar and the ants are SO happy inside
There’s nothing more disappointing than a found family dynamic that ends with “And then they all went their seperate ways and remembered their wacky found family fondly” like no shut up they all live in the same place and their lives remain interconnected forever
what do u look for in a boy
i look away
new love langauges dropped (i saw it all in a dream)
• boobs
• eating together
• theft
• pure devotion which makes you turn a blind eye to the rest of the world
• salvation through your lover's touch
• going through grief together
• blood