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genesis anne harlow

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SALTY SENTENCE STARTERS.

“ can you believe they posted that status about me? who do they think they are? ” “ can you believe she/he has the nerve to throw a party and not invite me? ” “ i don’t care, i’m having a party and only cool people can come. ” “ um, you’ve been excluded from this conversation, see your way out. ” “ i don’t have the time to worry about this nonsense. ” “ it wasn’t to indirect because you caught onto it, so. ” “ if you’re going to post a status about me, use the @ symbol next time. ” “ i hate her/him so much, i want to destroy them. ” “ i will go down in history for ruining them if it’s the last thing i do. ” “ people get on my nerves so much. this is why i’m antisocial. ” “ i hate social media sometimes, always ruins my mood. ” “ i hate logging in to stuff because i get the ultra mega mood drop. ” “ excuse me? want to run that by me one more time? ” “ if you got something to say, speak up. ” “ i’m sorry what was that? can’t hear you when you’re whispering. ” “ don’t whisper about me when i’m in the room. ” “ yeah, i’m right here and can hear you. ” “ please, don’t talk to me. i’m not in the mood today. ” “ i’m going to either stab someone or break down and cry today. ” “ i’m so done with this drama. you’re all fake. ” “ stop making call out posts about me, you have my number and address. ” “ i can’t believe all this drama always finds me. ” “ i didn’t post that stupid status! i told you i was hacked! ” “ omg, please go away already. ” “ all these flavors and you chose to be salty. ” “ want some grease to go with all that salt? ” “ my fries could use some of your salt. ” “ why buy salt, when i have you? ” “ if you could stop being so salty, that’d be great. ” “ the salt is strong with this one. ” “ oh i’m sorry you’re so salty about it. ” “ what could you possibly do with all that salt? ” “ you have enough salt for the both of us. ” “ you stay salty, my friend. ” “ forever salty, is what you are. ” “ you must like your popcorn like you like yourself; salty. ” “ will you ever not be salty, one could only wish. ” “ you have more salt than the pacific ocean right now. ” “ do yourself a favor and go wash all that salt off. ” “ you’re saltier than most foods i consume. ” “ when is there a day that you aren’t feeling salty? ” “ you’re always so salty. ” “ stop being so salty. ”

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Send me two names and I’ll bold all that applies!

Do i ship them? [Ew.] [Not at all.] [Nope.] [Kinda.] [Yup.] [All the way.] [GIMME.]

Who would pick out the dumb gift as a joke? [Person #1] [Person #2] [Both]

Who would pick out the great gift? [Person #1] [Person #2] [Both]

Who gets upset at the little things? [Person #1] [Person #2] [Both]

How do i see them? [Enemies.] [Competitors.] [Companions.] [Friends.] [Lovers.] [OTP!]

Would i ever RP one of them? If so, who? If not, leave this blank. [Person #1] [Person #2] [Both]

Who starts all the arguments? [Person #1] [Person #2] [Both]

Who checks on the other after every one? [Person #1] [Person #2] [Both]

#for relationships with my muse
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Shaun of the Dead Sentence Meme

“You’ve got red on you.” “There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “I” in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team — I don’t know what he’s talking about.“ “It’s four in the fucking morning!” “What’s the plan, then?” “I have to know if she’s alright!” “If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.” “Have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over” “How’s that for a slice of fried gold?” “Yeah, boyyeeee!” “Any zombies out there?” “I can’t see any, maybe it’s not as bad as that.” “Oh. No, there they are.” “The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.” “I’m not staying here.” “I think you should go.” “Do you want anything from the shop?” “FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!” “Feel free to step up any time!” “Okay. But dogs CAN look up!” “Who died and made you king of the fucking zombies?” “Why didn’t you just shoot him, man?” “Come and get it! It’s a running buffet!” “Next time I see him, he’s dead.” “You know, I don’t think I’ve got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.” “Well, they were a bit — bitey.” “We may have to kill my step-dad” “Oh, for God’s sake! He’s got an arm off!” “How can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable?” “Bash ‘em in the head. That seems to work.” “That wasn’t true. Made it up. Shouldn’t have done. Sorry.” “You’re the one that’s gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston!” “Do you believe everything you hear on TV?” “It’s been a funny sort of day, hasn’t it?” “Haven’t you ever heard of a shortcut before?” “It’s not the end of the world.” “For a hero, you’re quite a hypocrite"  “I’ve got nothing.” “Don’t point that gun at my mum!” “For fuck’s sake!” “PLEASE CAN WE —JUST CALM—THE FUCK—DOWN!”

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musingmemes

three word starters pt. 2

  • “don’t you dare.”
  • “look at me.”
  • “just forget it.”
  • “i’m not mad.”
  • “you’re being mean.”
  • “what a mess.”
  • “you are perfect.”
  • “jesus fucking christ.”
  • “you’ll be okay.”
  • “take a seat.”
  • “don’t let go.”
  • “oh my god.”
  • “you’re the worst.”
  • “you’re my favorite.”
  • “i ruined everything.”
  • “you ruined everything.”
  • “just trust me.”
  • “i’m not drunk.”
  • “i feel lost.”
  • “i’m so alone.”
  • “you’re not alone.”
  • “hold onto me.”
  • “just come here.”
  • “stay the night.”
  • “please just go.”
  • “please don’t go.”
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I just drank a Mike’s Harder Lemonade out of a reusable coffee chain tumbler at my brother’s band banquet dinner and i am not ashamed.

#;ooc#mun stuff
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The Last of Us - Sentence Starters

"Fuckin' hunters. See, this could've been us".
"No matter what, you keep finding something to fight for".
"Don't tell me I would be safer with somebody else".
"Hey, fuck you man. I didn't ask for this".
"Get off your ass and on your feet".
"Can we get the fuck outta here? Please?".
"Everything happens for a reason".
"Y... You shot him/her...".
"We have got to get outta here, do you understand me?".
"This tunnel, you use it to smuggle things?".
"They've been gone a long, long time".
"What are we doing here?".
"Oops, right?".
"I am not doin' that!".
"I can buy you some time but you have to run".
"I will not turn into one of those things".
"Nothing, it's just... I've never seen anything like this, that's all".
"Never walked through the woods. It's kinda cool".
"Okay, don't be a dick".
"You scared the shit outta me!".
"Sarcasm... making progress".
"Let's just keep going".
"Get up. We're leaving, c'mon".
"Do you even realize what your life means? Huh? Running off like that, putting yourself at risk — it's pretty goddamn stupid".
"Stop with the bullshit".
"How many close calls have we had?!".
"You're treading on some mighty thin ice here".
“hands in the fucking air!”.
“I pretty much lost everything".
“I ain’t leavin’ without you".
“Another city, another abandoned quarantine zone”.
“I can protect you”.
“I’ll come back for you”.
“Sounds like runners”.
“Can you walk?”.
“Stay the fuck back!”.
“I think we’re safe”.
“You’re a better shot with that thing than I am”.
“Don’t sound so disappointed”.
“You handled yourself pretty nice back there”.
“thanks for not blowin’ my head off".
“you survived because of me.”
“you lay your hands on me again, it won’t end well for you”.
“you still remember how to kill, right?”
“hey, hey—are you hurt?”.
“You mumble in your sleep".
“Are you still breathing?”.
“Let’s get the hell outta here".
“I owe you nothin’".
“I can handle myself".
“You don’t need to worry about me".
“I don’t think they saw us".
“Damn it—spores".
“Somethin’ on your mind?”.
“Yeah, well, i was tryin’ to kill you".
“You’re bleeding".
“We can help each other".
“Isaved you!”.
“How is it you’re never scared?”.
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One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’

  1. “Pull over.  Let me drive for awhile.”
  2. “It reminded me of you.”
  3. “No, no, it’s my treat.”
  4. “Come here.  Let me fix it.”
  5. “I’ll walk you home.”
  6. “Have a good day at work.”
  7. “I dreamt about you last night.”
  8. “Take my seat.”
  9. “I saved a piece for you.”
  10. “I’m sorry for your loss.”
  11. “You can have half.”
  12. “Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
  13. “Sorry I’m late.”
  14. “Can I have this dance?”
  15. “I made your favourite.”
  16. “It’s okay.  I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
  17. “Watch your step.”
  18. “Here, drink this.  You’ll feel better.”
  19. “Can I hold your hand?”
  20. “You can borrow mine.”
  21. “You might like this.”
  22. “It’s not heavy.  I’m stronger than I look.”
  23. “I’ll wait.”
  24. “Just because.”
  25. “Look both ways.”
  26. “I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.”
  27. “Try some.”
  28. “Drive safely.”
  29. “Well, what do you want to do?”
  30. “One more chapter.”
  31. “Don’t worry about me.”
  32. “It looks good on you.”
  33. “Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
  34. “That’s okay, I bought two.”
  35. “After you.”
  36. “We’ll figure it out.”
  37. “Can I kiss you?”
  38. “I like your laugh.”
  39. “Don’t cry.”
  40. “I made this for you.”
  41. “Go back to sleep.”
  42. “Is this okay?”
  43. “I picked these for you.”
  44. “I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
  45. “What do you want to watch?”
  46. “You can go first.”
  47. “Did you get my letter?”
  48. “I’ll do it for you.”
  49. “Call me when you get home.”
  50. “I think you’re beautiful.”
  51. “Are you sure?”
  52. “Have fun.”
  53. “Sit down, I’ll get it.”
  54. “I made reservations.”
  55. “I don’t mind.”
  56. “It brings out your eyes.”
  57. “There is enough room for both of us.”
  58. “You don’t have to say anything.”
  59. “Wow.”
  60. “Happy birthday.”
  61. “I’ll pick it up after work.”
  62. “It can wait until tomorrow.”
  63. “Cross my heart and hope to die.”
  64. “It’s two sugars, right?”
  65. “I’ll help you study.”
  66. “Stay over.”
  67. “I did the dishes.”
  68. “You didn’t have to ask.”
  69. “I bought you a ticket.”
  70. “You’re warm.”
  71. “No reason.”
  72. “I’ll meet you halfway.”
  73. “Take mine.”
  74. “We can share.”
  75. “I was just thinking about you.”
  76. “I want you to have this.”
  77. “Call me if you need anything.”
  78. “Do you want to come too?”
  79. “I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
  80. “Is your seatbelt on?”
  81. “Sweet dreams.”
  82. “I was in the neighbourhood.”
  83. “Stay there.  I’m coming to get you.”
  84. “The key is under the mat.”
  85. “It doesn’t bother me.”
  86. “You’re important too.”
  87. “I saved you a seat.”
  88. “I’ll see you later.”
  89. “I noticed.”
  90. “You can tell me anything.”
  91. “I hope you like it.”
  92. “I want you to be happy.”
  93. “I believe in you.”
  94. “You can do it.”
  95. “Good luck.”
  96. “I brought you an umbrella.”
  97. “I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
  98. “Take a deep breath.”
  99. “Be careful.”

  And…

  100.  “I love you.”

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

  • “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
  • “Fuck this.”
  • “Get the fuck out of here.”
  • “Who the fuck are you?”
  • “Fuck that!”
  • “I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
  • “Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
  • “Shut the fuck up.“
  • “Get your fucking act together.”
  • “Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
  • “Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
  • “Get your fucking hands off of me!”
  • “Stay the fuck away from me.”
  • “Who stole my fucking shit?!”
  • “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
  • “You wanna fucking go, punk?”
  • “Get the fuck over it.”
  • “Where the fuck have you been?”
  • “What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

  • “Fuck life.” 
  • “No, I’m not fucking over it.”
  • “Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
  • “What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
  • “Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
  • “I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
  • “Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
  • “The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
  • “I fucking miss him/her/them.”
  • “Who the fuck cares?”
  • “All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
  • “I fucked up my own life.”
  • “I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

  • “Fuck you!”
  • “I fucked your mom last night.” 
  • “You’re a fucking asshole.”
  • “You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 
  • “Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 
  • “Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
  • “Go fuck yourself.”
  • “Motherfucker!”
  • “Wow, that’s fucking small.”
  • “Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

  • “Fuck me.”
  • “I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
  • “I’d fuck you all night long.”
  • “You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
  • “You look so fucking hot right now.”
  • “Fuck–faster~”
  • “FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
  • “I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
  • “Babe, fuck–not here.”
  • “You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
  • “I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
  • “I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
  • “F-fuck–please–~”
  • “I’d let you fuck me any day.”
  • “You better use a fucking condom.”
  • “Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
  • “Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
  • “Fuck, it’s big.”
  • “Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

  • “Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
  • “How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
  • “Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
  • “I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
  • “This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
  • “It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
  • “Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
  • “What the fuck did we do last night?”
  • “Where the fuck am I?”
  • “Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
  • “Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
  • “Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
  • “Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
  • “Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
  • “It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
  • “FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
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