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When you can't figure out why your band isn't showing up on the gel and you go back and look at your primer design like...
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honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump
DRAG THEM NEIL
hey everyone! i decided to compile a list of tips for college students, specifically science majors because a lot of people are starting college soon. a lot of these could apply to any majors in general, but i’m simply speaking from my own experience.
those are all the ones i could think of at the moment! hopefully some of these are helpful for some of you :-)
Chicken nugget's wings look disproportioned and I don't think he'll be able to survive in the wild due to his handicap. Maybe keep him?
Yeahh I’m pretty sure that his left wing is deformed. It hasn’t straightened out and his Chrysalis was a little whack
I’m worried. He flies like a dork- a little frantic and uneven, but he can still fly. I don’t have any means of keeping him though so I’m not sure what to doAny suggestions for a handicapped yet handsome butterfly?
hi, i think chicken nugget might be a chimera! a chimera is an organism with cells from two different zygotes, usually a result of a merging of sibling zygotes during gestation. anyway this can result in organisms with both male and female cells, and in animals with sexual dimorphism like many butterflies, having a “split” like chicken nugget is common!
here’s an example of a butterfly chimera with a split:
and here is the sexual dimorphism of spicebush swallowtails, with the male on the left and the female on the right:
male spicebush swallowtails are also smaller than the female, which would account for the size difference of chicken nuggets…chicken wings
as far as flight ability and care goes, i have no clue, but congrats on your beautiful new child!!
CHICKEN WING IS BREAKING THE BINARY oh my god oh my god thank you for this info my bro is a fucking hella rad chimera non fuckig binary,, oh my god We’re nb bros I can’t believe this
He’s not a boy or a girl folks He’s chicken nugget
Funny, is a catchy way to show that viruses aren’t bacterias, and produce different infections, etc…
Joke via Trust me, I’m a “biologist”
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when everything you read just leads you to 10 other things you need to read
Our genetics graphic showing an example of recessive trait inheritance on the X chromosome!
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Hello friends! I'd like to thank you all so much for your support during the hardest time of my life. After experiencing systemic homophobia in my undergraduate career, I've been able to get my bachelor's degree, and I've decided to reward myself with something I've always wanted: a trip to Japan. I will be gone for three weeks, so my already sparse activity will become virtually nonexistent. When I return from Japan I intend to begin studying for the GREs and researching PhD programs in neuroscience and molecular biology with the hope to begin a program in Fall 2017.
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Whatcha gonna do with all that science, all that science, in yo lab?!
Imma get, get, get, get that published.
Probably not, actually.
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There is a huge amount of misunderstanding around common science terms. So here I am to blow away the fog! Hopefully some of you can find this useful for both everyday life and your writing.
Hypothesis: A statement made by a researcher regarding what they think is going on. Also called an “educated guess,” as in the person has the background knowledge to attempt an explanation prior to any testing. A hypothesis must be testable.
Observation: Literally what it sounds like. It is a fact of something a person sees. For example, a researcher may make an observation that the sky appeared orange at sunset or that their rat ate 24 food pellets in month. There is no thinking about it, no extrapolation, just the facts.
Law: This is a statement made following repeated experimental observation. A law is always true under a given set of conditions. They are not theories, as they do not try to explain what is going on.
Theory: This is the explanation for the repeated observations. It is supported by experimentation. Note: theories can never be proven true, only false (you can never test every single instance of the situation). You can just build evidence to support it.
The scientific method (though not always followed):
Field: This is the sub-specialization of a scientist. For example, a biologist may be a general biologist, marine biologist, molecular biologist, cancer biologist, neuroscientist, immunobiologist, epidemiologist, ecologist, behavioral researcher, neuropsychologist, etc.
Field work: This is the type of experiment that is performed outside of the lab. For example, an ecologist may be performing evaluations of stream conditions. While they are physically at the stream, they are doing field work.
Bench work: This is work inside the lab. For example, a scientist who is actively working on something like cell culture or running a gel is doing bench work.
Science writing: This is writing with a focus on science! It may be writing scientific articles, writing protocols, evaluating and editing proposals, or writing for popular press and audiences. Yes, this is its own separate career, typically requiring a background in at least science and possibly scientific writing or journalism.
Journal: This is where scientific papers are published. Some common journals in my field are Nature and The American Journal of Medicine and Neuron. There are a lot. And some are very obscure. They are rated by this thing called “impact factor” that is supposed to relate to journal quality (better impact factor gives your research better exposure), but in my opinion is nonsense. Also, you should trust peer reviewed journals more than journals that are not peer reviewed…that means that other professionals in their field have evaluated the paper.
Principle Investigator (PI): This is the person in charge of a particular study. Often that is the person who runs the lab out of which the study comes. Their name will be last on the paper. Note: name order on papers is very important. First and last author are the important ones. If your name is in the middle, you’re not as big of a contributor unless it is noted otherwise in the journal.
I hope you found this interesting and informative! Hopefully I will be able to post a biology-specific post like this soon. :)
Happy writing!
Genetics: punnett squares are overrated nerd
Molecular biology: CRISPR
Biophysics: the best
Structural biology: is xray crystallography even relevant anymore, dork?
Cell biology: have fun with your MAP kinase kinase kinase kinase, nerd
Zoology: you’re still a thing?
Marine biology: are you a dolphin nerd or an orca dorka?
Microbiology: sterile conditions bitches
fuck you X-ray crystallography is super relevant for membrane proteins I’m feeling so attacked right now and I’m not even a structural biologist I’m a neuroscientist
NOPE
You can’t add entirely new proteins into cytoplasmic loops to get things to crystallize and then claim biological relevance. Looking at you GPCR crystal structures